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ZoneZonyZoni: Now that we're getting our starters back from the World Baseball Classic, our rotation is finally starting to take shape. Loewen, you guys did really well for Team Canada. |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: We kicked the USA's asshole out, but Mexico was too tough. That sleeping guy in the sombrero was a dynasty killer. |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: how the shit was i supposed to know the guy had a gun in his bat |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: Seriously. And whose idea was it to let Showtime Eric Young be on the team? |
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ZoneZonyZoni: ...that's two back. I know Rodrigo Lopez and Daniel Cabrera are still in the Classic, representing Mexico and Easter Island respectively. |
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ChinesePhonebook: I'm back too, coach, fresh from representing Panama! |
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ZoneZonyZoni: Panama? I thought you were a chinaman. |
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ConineOBrien: haha we were lookin at the chinese roster and didn't see you, so we had no idea where you went. we were gonna trade for al leiter to replace you lol |
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ChinesePhonebook: I was representing my place of birth because I was able to, and it was an honor. I can represent Panama, can Al? |
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ZoneZonyZoni: So that just leaves you, Benson, you feeling any pressure coming to a new city and a new team? |
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AndHedges: no, pressure is not a problem. you've gotta remember i pitched in the big apple in front of literally hundreds of billions of people |
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AndHedges: plus there was that one time when my wife said that if she caught me cheating she'd sleep with everybody on the Mets including the mascot. |
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ZoneZonyZoni: you don't say |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: hey kris i forgot to mention on my way in there's this group of 18 year old nubile princesses outside who want your autograph maybe a little more!!!!!!whatta ya say |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: Oh I saw them too plus my sister MISS PAMELA ANDERSON has been asking me for your phone number, I gave it to her I figured you wouldn't care |
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ChinesePhonebook: soldier boy soldier boy sucky sucky five dolla |
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ZoneZonyZoni: what're you, Vietnamese now? I thought you were Panamanian |
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AndHedges: That's definitely a Vietnamese accent, I recognize it from the times I pitched in Veterans Stadium. |
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ZoneZonyZoni: well before I forget we've got a new policy: you must throw a perfect strike 200 times in a row or Jeff Conine gets to make love to your face. |
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AndHedges: This is gonna be ONE CRAZY YEAR, am I right fellas?? |
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ConineOBrien: do it you son of a bitch |
