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MetLife:
uh heh hey bebe long time no chat this is ya ol pal mister met ... wanted to
catch up on old times ... love ya fhm "spread"! |
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**Online Host**
MetLife wants to directly connect. |
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**Online Host**
MetLife is now directly connected. |

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MetLife:

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MetLife:
your so hott, why dont ya roll ova an let mister met have a lil looksee |
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RobertGuillaume:
Look Mr. Met, I already explained to you that what we did was a mistake.
Mike Piazza was making eyes at my Kris and I overreacted. |
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RobertGuillaume:
Now please leave me alone, we have started a new life here in Baltimore and it
doesn't involve you. |
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MetLife:
c'mon pretty baby errthing involves mister met, ya know that! now come
here and let me press my big ol face against ya body |
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RobertGuillaume:
I said no! Now leave me alone! |
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MetLife:
i don't think you heard me ... I MADE YOU BITCH ... i said get over here right
now or so help me i'll |
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JungleLove_OriOriole:
Excuse me, what's going on here? Anna, is this man bothering you? |
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RobertGuillaume:
Yes I've been trying to count my money and he keeps putting his ball in my
face. |
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MetLife:
now lookee here blackbird, this is between me an her i think you better be
gettin along on ya merry way before somethin bad happens to you ... BOY |
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JungleLove_OriOriole:
I'm going to ask you one more time to leave peacefully or I'm going to have to
MAKE you leave. |
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MetLife:
an how you gone do that pray tell |
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JungleLove_OriOriole:
oh I don't know let me pull out this GIANT BASEBALL BAT |
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MetLife:
AAAH AAAH |
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MetLife has left the chatroom. |
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RobertGuillaume:
Whew, thank you, Oriole Bird. You showed up just in time. |
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JungleLove_OriOriole:
yeah sorry I'm late, I was watching Jeff Conine rape your husband's ear. |
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RobertGuillaume:
you don't say  |
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JungleLove_OriOriole:
jackpot |