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Welcome to the Night Sky Chatroom.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /points
an right there is the consolation 'cancer' which is along with my mothers ass what i was born under |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: down an to the right a bit is canis major which is what daryl strawbry smokes, an right above that
/point point
is the minnesota twins |
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Gato: /cuddles up in sleeping bag
See, I knew there was more to you than baseball and fighting. If I hadn't looked deeper I would've never found out you were so knowledgable about astronomy. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the fuck is astronomy |
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Gato: And I never thought you would've been so sweet and actually mean "sleep" with me when you said "sleep with me." /closes eyes |
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TheParkRanger has entered the chatroom.
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Gato: Oh? /opens eyes |
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TheParkRanger: /shines flashlight
excuse me folks, I'm gonna have to ask you to clear out, this is a restricted area. /shine shine |
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Gato: What's the problem? We were just relaxing, looking up at the sky. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah ranger smith why dont you stop bein such a dickanick basket an let us alone |
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TheParkRanger: Are you kidding me? Nobody comes out here to "just relax" and look up at the sky. You'd have to be a total pussy. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: o rly |
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TheParkRanger: /shines flashlight
But on the other hand, that girl of yours looks to be about fourteen feet tall, so maybe you're just- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has charged TheParkRanger and shoulderblocked him to the ground.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is now pummeling TheParkRanger mercilessly.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has karate chopped the base of a tall tree, causing it to fall onto TheParkRanger.
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TheParkRanger has been thrown through the windshield of a moving bus.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an stay out
i was wondren why that guy went down so easily until i remembert he was a new york ranger |
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Gato: Haha, thank you. I really owe you one for beating the pissballs out of that guy for me. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you must now have sex with me the kyle farnsworth way |
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Gato: you have to write me a sonnet |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: for the fuck of god |
