Dugout: Origins
5-17-05

By Jon
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Francold: Shit.  Okay.  Here.  Drag his corpse off the hitball field.  Quick, before anyone sees.
Doubledogday: I'm on it.  Shouldn't we bury him? 
Francold: Yeah, all right.  Here's a shovel, start digging by that canvas bag over there.
Doubledogday: All done.  Where should I put all this dirt I dug out of the hole?
Francold: Um...in the middle of the field here.  Make a mound of it.
Doubledogday: Whew.  Okay, check.

So are we done?
Francold: Base-ically.
Doubledogday: Hey, guess what?
Francold: What?
Doubledogday:
Um.  Infield-fly rule.

Just nevermind.
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