| LisaFer: I bet Jesus isn't "like crossed fingers" with anybody. Did he mean it like, "Jesus died on my fingers?" | |
| finch_windmill: No, Lisa, it was a figure of speech. Jesus isn't like a finger. Jesus lives in your heart. So Jesus is like the aorta. | |
| finch_windmill: But that's not the point! I met a wonderful guy online, can't you be supportive? | |
| LisaFer: I guess I'm happy for you, Jen. Don't forget that you have a husband. | |
| finch_windmill: It's not like that. I love my husband. I'm just happy to have someone I can respect in the world of Major League Baseball. | |
| finch_windmill: Everybody's either on steroids, angry at the media for everything that happens, ungrateful toward the fans, or homosexual. Did you know Alex Rodriguez has a functioning vagina? | |
| LisaFer: Why do you think I've got his poster on my wall? | |
| LisaFer: So what does he look like? | |
finch_windmill:
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| LisaFer: Jim Thome? Your online boyfriend is Jim Thome? | |
| finch_windmill: He's not my online boyfriend! Jeezy creezy Lisa. | |
| LisaFer: I hope not, the man has a wife and child. | |
| finch_windmill: He...does? | |
| LisaFer: Didn't you see the piece about him on Sportscenter? They devoted two and a half whole minutes to how he's washed up and how he should start wearing a Yankees hat to make his at-bats more exciting. | |
| finch_windmill: Oh. | |
| LisaFer: Yeah, he's only hit one homerun all season. I think he's on steroids. | |
| finch_windmill: WHAT? Are you damaged? Jim Thome isn't on steroids. | |
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LisaFer: Yes
he is. I mean, look at him then...
and look at him now...
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| LisaFer: Just sayin'. | |
| finch_windmill: How can you "just say" something like that? Just because somebody in baseball has used steroids, even a lot of people, it doesn't mean that EVERYONE who is good has done them. | |
| finch_windmill: You don't even like baseball. Why, if you don't like something enough to care or know about it, why do you feel the need to comment negatively? | |
| finch_windmill: If cheeseburgers and age are steroids, then yes, Jim Thome is on steroids. But they aren't, so I think you should just shut your mouth. | |
| LisaFer: We all know you're too good for us, Ms. Baseball Player. You don't have to make a point to tell us. | |
| finch_windmill: What are you talking about? I'm not too good for you. | |
| LisaFer: You're an egomaniac. You're controlling. You're like a Nazi. You want everything to be perfect. Everything isn't perfect, Jennie. People can do what they want. Jim Thome might be on steroids. | |
| LisaFer: Jim Thome is just a man. Just a baseball player. And just because you think something is wrong doesn't make it so. Feeling doesn't make you better than the people who don't. | |
| LisaFer: It makes you a patsy and a sucker. |
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