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WordUpThome: I LIKE YOUR BUSH |
| finch_windmill: What?? | |
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| finch_windmill: Oh :) That's not a bush, that's my olive leaf wreath I wore when I got my gold medal. | |
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WordUpThome: I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO WIN THE BIG ONE. I TRY SO HARD EVERY YEAR. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I LET MY TEAM DOWN. |
| finch_windmill: You've never won the World Series? | |
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WordUpThome: I PLAY FOR THE PHILLIES. |
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WordUpThome: I WAS THERE TWICE. WITH THE INDIANS, 1995 AND 1997. I HIT A HOMERUN IN 95, BUT WE LOST TO THE BRAVES. SO I HIT TWO HOMERUNS IN 1997. BUT WE STILL LOST. |
| finch_windmill: That's so sad. | |
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WordUpThome: DONT FEEL SAD LITTLE LADY. WHEN THE PHILLIES REACH THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN I WILL HIT THREE HOMERUNS. THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN LOSE. |
| finch_windmill: There you go, that's the spirit :) | |
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WordUpThome: SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER LEFT CLEVELAND. I LEFT SO MUCH THERE. BUT, IN A WAY, PHILADELPHIA HAS GIVEN ME JUST AS MUCH. |
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WordUpThome: SOME DAYS YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND HIT THAT HOMERUN, NO MATTER WHAT LETTER GOD PUTS ON YOUR HAT. |
| finch_windmill: I've never met anyone like you. Who thinks the way you do. | |
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WordUpThome: IT'S EASIER THAN WHISTLING DICKS. |
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WordUpThome:
LET ME SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
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WordUpThome: THAT'S MY FRIEND TREVOR. HE WAS DYING AND WANTED HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH ME. I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED PETE IN THE PICTURE BUT HE DID NOT KNOW WHO PETE WAS. |
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WordUpThome: THINK ABOUT IT. YOU ARE DYING AND THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND IS 'I WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE WITH JIM THOME.' |
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WordUpThome: BIG-BELLIED SLUMPING JIM THOME. WHO PLAYS FOR THE PHILLIES. WHO HAS PEE ON HIS HAT. |
| finch_windmill: oh... | |
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WordUpThome: HEY DON'T FEEL BAD. I PRAYED THAT TREVOR COULD HAVE A SOUPED UP JETSKI IN HEAVEN BECAUSE I THINK JETSKIS ARE BOSS. JESUS AND I ARE LIKE CROSSED FINGERS. |
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WordUpThome: I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER KIDS WHO HAVE A SKY-DOO. |
| finch_windmill: That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. You've got me crying over here, Jim. :( | |
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WordUpThome: I HAVE ALSO SERVED AS CO-CHAIRMAN OF THE UNITED WAY SOFTBALL SLAM FOR MANY YEARS. THE OTHER CHAIRMEN HAD TO GET USED TO ME BECAUSE I SPEAK IN A LOUD VOICE. |
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WordUpThome: SO YOU CAN SEE HOW I HAVE A SOFTENED SPOT FOR SOFTBALL PLAYERS. |
| finch_windmill: See, there's no way somebody like you could be on steroids. | |
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WordUpThome: WAIT WHAT |
| finch_windmill: Oh it's nothing. All of my friends just think you're on steroids. I can't wait to tell them all the things you've done, it'll really shut them up. | |
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WordUpThome: YOU NEEDED ME TO TELL YOU THAT I DID NICE THINGS BEFORE YOU KNEW I WASN'T ON STEROIDS |
| finch_windmill: Well, no, I assumed that you... | |
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WordUpThome: ASSUMED MY ROSEY RED BEHIND. HOW COULD YOU THINK I WAS ON STEROIDS. I'M JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM THOME |
| finch_windmill: Jim, I didn't say you did steroids. All of my friends on the team were telling me that you did because | |
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WordUpThome: DO YOU KNOW WHAT |
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WordUpThome: I DON'T CARE WHY. I HAVE HAD MY "PHIL." GOOD DAY, LITTLE LADY. |
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| finch_windmill: because they were jealous that I'd started to really care about you. :( |
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