Kyle Farnsworth: Work of Art
By B - 11-27-05
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   when you're wrinkled and old
and your fortunes have all been told
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   and you're nobody's I LOVE YOU
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   how can you be happy
how can you be smiling
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   how can you be anything
but rag bag baggy and blue
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sad but true
CAMEL:   HWWWWOOOOARRRRKKKK
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   come on camel drag your winkled knees we're almost there
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   you know man i been thinken, maybe i gone about this all wrong
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   art is not about procedure and respect it is about drawen what you want and sayen what you want to sa...
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has reached the Panmunjom between North and South Korea.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   THERE ARE TWO KOREAS SINCE WHEN
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   this is all your fault faggoty ann
CAMEL:   hwoark
Hawkeye:   North Korea may have built an atomic suitcase bomb that could slip into this country. The good news, the airlines lost it.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   who axed you puddle duck
Hawkeye:   Ya know sometimes humor is the best way to deal with a maudlin situation.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   you mean terras dad from final fantasy three
Hawkeye:   ...
CAMEL:   ...
Korea_MyWaywardSon:   ...
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i mean gookamunga look at the hooters on that korean girl
Hawkeye:   North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down.  Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill!
Hawkeye:   haven't we lost enough lives
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   hey maybe it would be funnier if you told jokes there jokester
Hawkeye:   <grouchomarx> Well you know I
CaptainAmerica:   Hawkeye, hurry!  If we don't act fast the dignitaries will be captured!  America still needs your help!  Okay goooo
Hawkeye:   Right behind ya Cap!
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CaptainAmerica and Hawkeye have left the chatroom.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   what a scarlet bitch
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   pffffftttt well camel i guess its just you and me
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   way to ruin it for everybody
CAMEL:   /spits
get_your_hirschbeck:   What AWWW, AWW DAMMIT
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CAMEL has left the chatroom.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   this sucks.  stuck in korea all by my lonesome and with no idea who to go or where to beat furiously
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   maybe i oughta just go home
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The border has opened and KoreanCitizens are making their way through.
korean_guy:   *whistles*
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   /glare
korean_guy:   huh?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   ...
korean_guy:   hey, aren't you Kyle Fa
korean_guy:   ...
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   /GLARES
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korean_guy has begun to backpeddle.
korean_guy:   uh... ah...  AAAAAAAH  AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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korean_guy has taken off.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   run rabbit run

 

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