Kyle Farnsworth: Work of Art
By B - 11-26-05
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   well dont i just feel like a shit for brains
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   hello do any a you tongue-clickers know how to get to korea from here

hello
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   okay shift key DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW I CAN GET MY BLACK ASS TO KOREA
AliBombayite:  
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sorry fernando i dont got time for your mania
AliBombayite:  
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   is this some kind of lord of the rings bunk cause i aint gay
Merchant:   Buy somethin', will ya!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   what do you have for sales
Merchant:   Today we are selling riff raffs and street rats.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   riff raff?  street rat?  i don't buy that
Merchant:   If only you'd look closer!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   no siree
PunchedYourBelliard:   Wait a second... Kyle Farnsworth?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   ronnie belliard what the hell its unusual seeing you here
PunchedYourBelliard:   Well, this *is* an Indian Bazaar.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   oh
PunchedYourBelliard:   So what are you doin' here, conky?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   im tryen to get to korea so i can pummel what i can only assume to be a small child
PunchedYourBelliard:   Ay, you do what you gotta do, right?   I think my man Coco know somebody who can get you some wheels.  COCO! 
SoggyInMilk:   WHAT
PunchedYourBelliard:   Where'sat kid with the transportation?   You know, the one who got the care packages?
SoggyInMilk:   I own know!  Look, this woman said my name reminds her of CEREAL!   Of CEREAL Ronnie, can you belee'dat?
AliBombayite:  
SoggyInMilk:   I AIN NO FRANKEN BARRY
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i never thought about that but thats about right
PunchedYourBelliard:   Coco, get Farnsworth some transport (which is a problem, cause this country is big), the man has a lil boy to beat down!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   thanks ronnie you are truly my nigger
PunchedYourBelliard:   what the fuck did you just say
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i said you are a great man
PunchedYourBelliard:   That's not what I heard.  What I heard was...
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sorry your ears must have damage hey coco wait up
SoggyInMilk:   I still don't believe it, man, she think my name sound like cereal?   Big deal so she makes fun of my government name how is that suppost to hurt me
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sucks that some folks got to get their "kix" like that
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   so does this kid accept cash because i left all my "chex" at home
SoggyInMilk:   you got any beads on ya
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   of course
HAMID007:   Hello!!!!!! 
SoggyInMilk:   Yo, Kyle here need a way to get to Korea.  You got anything like that?
HAMID007:   Sure did Froot Looping!!!!!!  If there did ever one best way to gotten inside Korea, has been a camels!!!!!!!!!!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   oh funk and wagnalls
CAMEL:   HWOOOOAAARRRRRRKKKK
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   aaaaah  aaaaah this is so cuh raaaaaazy
SoggyInMilk:   See you later, Kyle!  Good luck in Korea!!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   "cheerios"

 

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