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monk:
please try to keep the pace, Mr. Farnsworth, our trek is coming to an end
very soon. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why are you always warshing your hands |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i mean nobody wants to get ill but you
know you dont have to warsh them that much right |
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monk:
look! here we are, McLeod Ganj, the home of the Dalai Lama and the
Tibetan government in exile. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: god it felt like it took us seven
years to walk here |
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monk:
I do ask that you please grant His Holiness the utmost respect as he is our
precious victor and wisdom jewel. |
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monk:
Mr. Farnsworth, His Holiness the Dalai Lama. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hello dolly |
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DalaiLama14:
Sabbe sattaa sukhi hontu! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: asa lama lakem to you too my brotha |
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DalaiLama14:
You come to me seeking answers. What are your troubles? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: a guy from asia drew a comix about me
and now i gotta go balls-out jeet kune do on his ass |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the mc of china tole me that i needed
"enlightenment" to find him so "enlighten" me |
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DalaiLama14:
It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as
possible. |
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DalaiLama14:
From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both
yourself and others will come. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i got no problem making people come
peanut-head i demand satisfaction |
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DalaiLama14:
Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within
oneself. It is wrong to expect some final satisfaction to come from money or from a
computer. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: right which is why im here in
indochina looken for my prey |
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DalaiLama14:
But you are on a computer. We are in a chatroom. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: right and i've come all this way
looken for answers so stop jerkin my bone |
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DalaiLama14:
I understand, but a chatroom is not real life. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then why are you standen right in
front of me |
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DalaiLama14:
But my friend, however deeply I share your conversational mind I do not
occupy the physical space around you. We are only text in boxes; nothing more,
nothing less. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well "parton" me
"dolly" but if that was true how would i be able to do this
/punch |
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DalaiLama14:
AAAH |
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monk:
His Holiness! |
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DalaiLama14:
how...how did you do that?? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: its easy sherlock holmes the
detective, all you have to do is put a / before an action and then you do it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: like this
/balls-out jeet kune do |
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DalaiLama14:
AAH AAH OUCH OUCH |
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monk:
I'm getting out of here! I'm washing my hands of all of this! |
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**Online Host**
monk has left the chatroom. |
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DalaiLama14:
I'm ....I'm bleeding! I'm actually bleeding! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah duder i just gave you quiet a
brow beating |
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DalaiLama14:
If, if this is true, then we may have stumbled upon the very reason we
exist! Our lives are ditcated by...by... |
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DalaiLama14:
/obtains true happiness |
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**Online Host**
True Happiness has entered the chatroom. |
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DalaiLama14:
Ha! HAH! It's TRUE!
HAHAH! It's true!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: jeez grampa dont get your poop all
pantsed it doesnt work all the time |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i mean you caint just go
/finds out where that comix came from
and expect it to |
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**Online Host**
The comic in question was drawn and uploaded from Korea. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: nm |
