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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: okay according to ziggurats guide
china has 1,306,313,812 people and 14 panda bears |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the game is a foot |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh and a parently china is a part of
asia so i owe andrew jones a 'i really knew i was just testing you' |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: excuse me worthless peasant where can
i find your art |
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vchinaman:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sorry i didnt notice your hat let me
change my buddy icon to something you will understand |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you do not tell me where your art
is i am going to uppercut your head off thrice |
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vchinaman:
"ayiyiyiyi!!!" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so your art is in "wishy wishy
wooshy shooshy shoo" just as i suspected |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i think im going to have to talk to
your supervisor |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Yes sir, I'm the manager here, what can I do for you? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: browneye over here tells me i can find
your countrys art at "wishy washy" but i want a definite answer |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ha ha that was pretty clever |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
My English is very broken. My English is fake English. So I
apologize if I do not fully understand your questions. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you can't learn the language you
should just get out |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Wong is new here, so please forgive his trespasses. We hire millions
of new Chinese every day. |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Unfortunately we do not have a place called "wishy washy" and
that is in fact incredibly offensive. However we do have many libraries and museums
of art. |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Somewhat ironically we do not have any places to clean our cars. But
I keep hoping for one! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i see what you did there |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
You see, strange one, we are not so different. Here in China everyone
works for the common good of the people. Everyone is the same. Everyone reaps
the same reward. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wow that really makes a lot of sense i
think i could follow your ways of goverment |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million
dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope
capitalism rules |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: your country is pretty cool though i
really like your wall, it is awesome |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Yeah, it's pretty great. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if none of your ninjas or wallabies
drew that comix than who couldve |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Asia is a large continent, white giant. You must first ask yourself
"why." Why do you seek this artist? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: he drew me punching somebody out and
it was total bullshit so now i have to go punch his asshole out |
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PaPaOohMaoMao:
Understand a deeper "why." Seek enlightenment from those
who have obtained it. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: that reminds me of the story of a man
who was being chased by a tiger. i learnt this in detroit |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the tiger chased him to the edge of a
cliff so guy had to jump, but he saw another tiger waiting for him at the bottom |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so he grabs onto a branch about
halfway down and is hangen there and he knows hes gonna die hard with a vengeance |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: at the end of that branch was a
strawberry and the man plucked it and he ate it, and it was the sweetest thing he had ever
eaten |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then hes all yippy ki yay mother
hubbard and drops down and chun li stomps the tiger upside his noggin |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then the other one jumps down from up
on the cliff and mcclane turns and starts just shooting him up |
