By B - 11-23-05
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HarajukuGirl:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no i do not want to play tick tack toe right now |
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HarajukuGirl:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh god every time i open my mouth i feel like a dog is going to jump down my throat |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: uh ichiro ichiro maserati shushi kwan, uh what was that thing that hung out with team rocket and oh meowth. meowth!!! |
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HarajukuGirl: meow meow |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes meowth do you understand the words that are comin outta my mouth |
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HarajukuGirl: MEOW HA HA HA HA grrr MEOWWW!!!! ^_____^ |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: stand real still im going to punch you on your face |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i thought i would go to a foreign land and be slowly appreciated by the natives because of my awesome baseball ability, like that movie, pride of the yankees |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: but instead it has been a terrible mess, like that movie, mr. baseball |
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Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: bitch im ladies love cool kyle i buy porshes every day |
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Charlotte: So what are you doing here? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: kicking ass and taking bubble gum im planning to wear japanese heads on my belt like |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: okay did you ever read a comic that came out like 15 years ago by marvel called deaths head |
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Charlotte: no |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this guy deaths head is up in the future and kills all the super heroes and hes got a belt with like iron mans helmet and captain americas shield on it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you should read it i pattern my life after the teachings of deaths head |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you'll figure that out. the more you learn about deaths head the less you let things upset you |
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Charlotte:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: now if you will stand aside i have to shoulderblock this spear chucker |
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HarajukuGirl: Mistaaaaah base-a-ball-oo! Tom Serrick! |
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Charlotte: But...wait! I...I feel like we just met, and now you have to go! We shared so much, and I learned about myself. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rattle me bones why am i even talking to you |
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Charlotte: /whisper whisper whisper |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: uh huh |
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Charlotte: /whisper whisper whisper |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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Charlotte:
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Charlotte: I'll never forget you, Kyle! Good luck on your quest! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait, charlotte...before you go... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i loved your hornets gran mama was fucken hilarious slam dunken on urkel |
