Kyle Farnsworth: Work of Art
By B - 11-22-05
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Andraeiousometimesyw:   I wonder why nobody don't do no baseball comics?
jewish_smores:   Because "sense of humor" and "baseball fan" rarely go hand-in-hand outside of Gay Yankees jokes and Goddamn Abbot and Costello.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   it was always pretty clear that the guy on first base had the word "who" as his proper name and could've been identified as such without all the questions
Andraeiousometimesyw:   sometimes I like to spell it like "whu."
problem_giles:   I found a baseball webcomic you guys might enjoy, it's Asian.  Here, check it out.
jewish_smores:   what in the world
Andraeiousometimesyw:   LOL
problem_giles:   Haha, I like this one a lot, too.
problem_giles:   It's like, what the hell are they even doing?  Giving him the 3D?
jewish_smores:   Hey Farnsy, there's one of you in here.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   what
jewish_smores:   Here, look.
Andraeiousometimesyw:   ROLF
problem_giles:   HAHAHAHAHA
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   what the fuck is the green lantern saying about me somebody read it
jewish_smores:   Relax, Kyle, they didn't really "make fun of you," it's just a comic about your psychotic fits of rage. 
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i will kill the balls out of the person who said that about me
problem_giles:   We can't even read it, I'm not even sure what language it is.  All I know is that it's Asian.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i will kill every person living in that town
jewish_smores:   The town of Asia?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   yes
Andraeiousometimesyw:   ain't there like a billion and a half people living in china alone
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   we aren't talking about china you mulatto butthole we're talking about asia
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   quick somebody trade me to japan
jewish_smores:   You uh, you could just FLY there.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   what suddenly i have the powers of flight
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   oh you meant an airplane
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sorry sometimes i get a little emotional and carried away, i will try not to do that again
jewish_smores:   It's okay, man.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   does anyone know where i can rent a bazooka
bobby-coxer:   Farnsworth, cut it out.  Nobody here appreciates your jib!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   wait you're in that comix too, what are you saying to me there
bobby-coxer:   it looks like I'm saying "oi oi oi oi" but then it starts playing hangman in the middle of my sentence.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   bah this is just slowing me down

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bobby-coxer has been judo chopped.
Andraeiousometimesyw:   bobby noooo!!!!!
jewish_smores:   KYLE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth signed off at 10:43:12 PM

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