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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what a long strange trip its been a
quote from stupid hippies the man |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ive strucken down bobby cox, lived in
an airport with heartwarming consequences, watched gabe kapler get sucked into the
negaverse |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fallen in love amidst the hustle and
bustle of modern tokyo, philosophized with chairman mao, spoked with the dolly llama, and
rode a camel across the yellow sea |
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korean_guy:
Wow, you really spoke with His Holiness the Dalai Lama? What did you
say to him? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: "eat your food tina" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i stared at him for like twenty five
minutes before i realized he had never seen the film |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then i uh, saved him from a grizzly
bear |
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korean_guy:
A grizzly bear? In India? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you didnt know about grizzlies in
india boy ima have to buy you a geology book
gosh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /stares |
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korean_guy:
If you had such an amazing adventure why are you punching me? -_-; |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: because green lantern you
"oa" me an explanation |
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korean_guy:
I... I just did a webcomic about you! I thought you'd like it! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why did you make me nothing like i am |
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korean_guy:
I took a tiny piece of your personality that baseball fans have seen
publically and exaggerated it for comedy! |
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korean_guy:
You should see what I did to everyone else! Alex Rodriguez is a gay
boriqua and Jim Thome is a rosey-cheeked man-child. You get off pretty easy! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: my face is my intellectual property
and its time to pay the property tax the tax on my face |
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korean_guy:
Kyle, listen to me, please! The only reason I chose you to be the
focal point of that comic is because I'm a fan. |
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korean_guy:
It's really my only way to express it. What am I supposed to do, wear
a hat? My thing is comedy, and I wanted you guys to be a part of that. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: maybe it would be funnier if you wrote
jokes into it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: let me show you first you have to
start with the mart |
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korean_guy:
Some peoples "HEY WE ARE AT THE MART" is another person's "A
PURPLE THING IS HUMPING GEORGE BRETT." |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh that makes perfect sense |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why the hell do you speak such good
english korea you about as korean as paul kariya |
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korean_guy:
So you came all this way and accomplished all these things and learned
NOTHING? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: maybe im doing this because i dont
have any real friends |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lol |
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korean_guy:
Oh God you're going to punch me harder now aren't you |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am going to totally wail on you for
like twenty minutes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /totally wails on you for like twenty
minutes |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has totally wailed on korean_guy for like 0:20:00 |
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korean_guy:
*cough cough* uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey thats a lot of red you got there
oh look johnny damon is a indian why dont you draw him |
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korean_guy:
/vomits blood |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: thats pretty close try doing it
against the wall |
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korean_guy:
you know... ugh, you broke my ribs and bloodied my nose, but at least I got
to spend time with... with one of my baseball heroes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in another lifetime i may have called
you friend |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in the life where you do not draw
pictures of me |
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korean_guy:
so.... (barf) .... you got to talk to chairman mao, huh? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah look i brought a picture |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ive gone around carrying that |
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korean_guy:
you're not gonna make it with anyone anyhow. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /GLARES |
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korean_guy:
OKAY OKAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT don't hit me please |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yall sell burgers here |
