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Elijah_Price: How certain are you that you've never taken ill? |
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Dunn: I don't know. .249% ? |
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Elijah_Price: I've studied the form of baseball cards intimately. I've spent 1/2 of my playing career in Cincinnati in a hospital bed with nothing to do but alphabetize my complete set of 1992 Score baseball cards. |
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Elijah_Price: This game has seen its share of disasters. I watched the aftermath of the '94 strike, I watched the 2002 All-Star game end in a tie. I watched the steroid scandals which have plagued baseball. |
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Elijah_Price: I watched ESPNews, waiting to hear a very specific combination of words, but they never came. Then one day I saw a news story about the steroids investigation, and I heard them: |
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Elijah_Price: "There is a player who has hit 45+ home runs, and he is miraculously not using steroids." |
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Elijah_Price: I have something called "an inability to play four fucking games in a row without all of my bones decomposing, reducing me to a jelly-like mass." |
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Elijah_Price: If there is someone like me in the world, at one end of the spectrum, couldn't there be someone else opposite from me at the other end? Someone who never gets sick, never gets implicated in steroids scandals like the rest of us? |
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Dunn: Joseph...don't take another sip of that water. Throw it in the trash. |
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Joseph: BUT DAD /bobbles, drops cup of water |
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Joseph: WHOOPS /attempts to glove cup of water, muffs it |
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Joseph: WHOOPSIE
DOODLE /barehands cup of water, fires to trash can, misses left by 130 feet |
