By Jon - 4-5-05
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the 1982 chatroom
Father:  No more sittin' in this room.  I've let it go on long enough.
Elijah_Price:  I'm not going out there anymore.  I'm not getting hurt again.  That was the last time, I told you.
Father:  You can't do anything about that!  You might fall in between this chair and that television.  If that's what God has planned for you, that's what's gonna happen!
Elijah_Price:  They call me Mr. Glass on sports talk radio.  'Cause I break like glass.
Father:  You make this decision now to be afraid, and you will never turn back.  Your whole life, you will always be afraid. 
Father:  I got a present for you.
Elijah_Price:  Why?
Father:  Forget why. 
Elijah_Price:  Where is it?
Father:  On the Bench.  Across the street.
Elijah_Price:  Someone's gonna take it!
Father:  Then you'd better get out there soon.
**OnlineHost** ELIJAH_PRICE slowly and timidly makes his way outside.  He sees a package and sits on the BENCH to unwrap it.  FATHER follows him.

 

 

 

 

 

Elijah_Price:  /unwraps package

Father:  I bought a whole bunch.  There'll be one of these waiting for you every time you want to come out here.
Father:  They say this one has a surprise ending.
Bench:  YOU GUYS MIND STANDIN' UP?  YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE HEAVY
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