By Jon - 4-5-05
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*OnlineHost*  DUNN awakens to find himself on a hospital bed.
Doctor:  You're in the emergency room of the Cincinnati City Hospital.  You were in a serious accident.  How are you feeling?
Dunn:  Okay.
Dunn:  Where are the rest of the passengers?
Doctor:  Was the rest of the team in the passenger car with you?
Dunn:  No...why are you looking at me like that?
Doctor:  There are three reasons why I'm looking at you like this.
Doctor:  One, because it seems, in a few minutes, you will be the only survivor of this train wreck.
Doctor:  Two, because you don't have a scratch on you.  You didn't break one bone.
Doctor:  And three, because you struck out 195 times last year.  That's a major-league record.
Doctor:  I mean, 195 times?  What's your fucking problem?
Dunn:  :(
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