By Jon - 4-5-05
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**OnlineHost** DUNN and JOSEPH stand on the field on an off-day.
Dunn:  Go ahead, Joseph.  Send me one.
Joseph:  /loads ball in pitching machine
Dunn:  /hits ball

...I hit that one about 400 feet.
Dunn:  Joseph, that was a cue ball.  That could have been dangerous.  How about you go back to the clubhouse and let me finish up.
Joseph:  No, dad, please!  I'll help you right!
Dunn:  All right. 

/hits ball
Dunn:  That's 450 feet.
Joseph:  I...lied.  That was a bowling ball.
Dunn:  ...

Let's try again.  /hits ball
Dunn:  That one went 500 feet.

What else can we use?
Joseph:  /duct-tapes paint cans to bowling ball
Dunn:  /hits ball

...

That one went approximately 975 feet.
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