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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: my name is a negro montoyo you killt my AIM prepare to die |
DesperatelySeaKing: I knew this time would come. I have no idea who you are and I have no idea what AIM is, but I will fight valiantly until the |
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DesperatelySeaKing: /hides behind throne |
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| PlutoShellvington: aaaaah no please king try-tahn! da boy is GLEARLY IN SANE! | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i aint here to fight yer social diseases underwater santa claus so come out an fight like a half of a man |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you got a pitchfork an evrything whatta ya use at for if not for fighten stallions like myself |
DesperatelySeaKing: this isn't for fighting, this is for uh, doin' my hay... here underwater... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what the hell here i am jabberjawin with jock cousteau this is worse than when jim thome discovert myspace |
| DesperatelySeaKing: *comes out from behind throne* I don't know if the sea witch put you up to this, but you've got it all wrong! | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you mean margie, she dident put me up to this she just showt me where you was an then callt me a nigger a bunch a times i dont know why tho |
DesperatelySeaKing: I'm not even the real king of the sea, you know. I'm just king of Atlantica. That's not even really Atlantis. It's like fake Atlantis. |
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| DesperatelySeaKing: Poseidon is the king of the seas, I'm just one of his sons. I organize recitals! The only people I get to boss around are my daughters! | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i meant to say somethen to you about that i talkt with yer daughter ariel earlier i think she wants to become a dude |
PlutoShellvington: aieeeee /faints dramatically |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: look crab i dont remember the words to that french chef song but that will not stop me from stabben you with a knife in real life |
DesperatelySeaKing: ...but please, spare my life! You've met my family...don't you have any kids? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: none that i know about, if morry povitch got a problem with me he can say it to my face some a my teammates have sons an i met some a there dads, derek jeters dad is cool he is lokai from star trek |
| DesperatelySeaKing: What about YOUR father? Do you remember your father? | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: my father |
| kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: pssst, jeff! jeff wake up | |
| j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: *waking from sleep* huh what who there its four a.m. | |
kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: jeff if you dont wake up yer gonna miss christmas morning, santa came all our presents are downstairs |
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| j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: huh oh gosh /gets up, walks to top of stairs | |
kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: i think we got a sports talk baseball machine hurry go look |
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j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: ok bro /starts down stairs |
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kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: /shoves Jeff down flight of stairs |
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j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: AAAAH AAAAAH |
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| kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: /runs back into bedroom /locks door |
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j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: ouch my bones they arent spost to break this way |
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F4th3r_F4rnsw0rth: jeff what the hell are you doen downstairs at 4 in the got damn mornen |
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j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: i was waiten for ol saint nick papa |
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| F4th3r_F4rnsw0rth: it is march jeff | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hahah pops was a trip he beat the shit outta jeff with a rollt up newspaper fer like thirty minutes that day |
| DesperatelySeaKing: I'm going to get the chum beaten out of me no matter what I say, aren't I | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: it aint my fault yer program made base balls players an results slightly different from last year |
| DesperatelySeaKing: What if I offer you the hand of one of my beautiful daughters? Even Ariel! | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you got any ladies with the fish part on top an the lady part on the bottom |
DesperatelySeaKing: Well I ...ake up kyle... can provide you with the b
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yer starten to fade out ol man but if i heardt the promise of lima time im bout to bap bap bap all ov-
..oh god, if he's dead I'll never hear the end of it! George is gonna be furious...
i would romance that fine feline even if her cat flaps resembled a fibrous husk
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| DesperatelySeaKing: WHere she is... I'll be PROUD to make such a fine warrior into part of our --bzzzz--ater famil-bzzzzz- /static |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /totally making out with double lady parts Adriana Lima |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: mmmmm.... |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: mmmm... ack, *cough cough* /spits up water; errant trout | |
DoctorProctor: HE'S ALIVE! Oh thank God! The mouth-to-mouth worked! /wipes lips |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: mouth to RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH /lunges toward Proctor in dying throes |
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| DoctorProctor: OH HAMBERGERS HELPPP | |
| Ponson1LegAtATime: KYLLEEE... ALIVE... FRENNNNDDD... /scents life preserver | |
| pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait a tick we are a live... i thought youse guys was dead, wha happen | |
| DoctorProctor: We were floating out on the open seas, on our last breaths, when out of nowhere a group of Mariners showed up in their boat and saved us! We're on our way back to New York, we'll be back in time to play the Sox! | |
| pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh fantastic we was saved by the submariner what an indignity that guys super powers is that he can talk to fish, what a maroon, how is that possibly useful |
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| BohnThugsNHarmony: hey, I'm not THAT bad! I'll get into more games SOMEDAY! (i've got little wings on my feet too) |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh please sir you caint even beat the master man | |
| DoctorProctor: Look at this, Kyle... a second chance at life! Gosh, what are you gonna do with it? Sid? | |
| Ponson1LegAtATime: /writes "make more time for family" on deck of boat in own dung | |
| DoctorProctor: How about you, sub-Mariner? | |
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BohnThugsNHarmony: try harder to beat the Master Man I guess |
| DoctorProctor: What about you Kyle? Kyle? | |
pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i dont know scott a lot of things im gonna eat better take better care a myself. find love an remember what life is all about
but first i gotta fucken kill the guy who made this terrible ass chat room if youll excuse me ive got to see a man about a seahorse /puts entire world between legs like a horse; jumps into ocean |
THE END
(epilogue)