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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /knock knock |
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ArielAssault: Who's there? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: interrupting starfish |
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ArielAssault: Interrupting starfi- |
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ArielAssault has been palmed in the face by pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth.
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: an the hot dogs flavored warter |
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ArielAssault: *muffled* Oh, it's you! Daddy says that you're the one trying to kill him. I told him he was wrong... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i hope yer dad wont that fish i just killt im holden his gills up in front a my mouth sos i can breathe under the seas |
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ArielAssault: Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me. I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad. Look at this stuff! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: holy shit is that "magdalene with the smoken flame" by 17th century artist georges de la tour |
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ArielAssault: isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: looken around here i think.... sure shes got evrything |
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ArielAssault: I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty.
I've got whozits and whatzits galore.
You want thingamabobs? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: YES |
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ArielAssault: I've got twenty. But who cares? No big deal. I want more. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you greedy walleye bitch |
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ArielAssault: No, I didn't mean I wanted more thingamabobs. I wanna be where the people are! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: heres a good query what do mermades eat, evrything i see down here gots eyeballs an speaks an dances the calipso |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: or is it like the highlender an ya gain social powers by devouren that shabba rank crab |
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ArielAssault: *shrug* We eat a lot of Algae. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh no not the funny guy from the hbo |
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ArielAssault: As I was saying, I wanna be where the people are.
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin', walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what you dont know what 'feet' is |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you an evryone you know includen the gotdamn flounder is fluent in english but you dont know what 'feet' is
am i to assume that nothing in the ocean has feet |
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ArielAssault: we call them doodoosnoggles |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: an i bet ya comb yer hairs with a fork too, you must have a case a the whats the word again oh yeah downed syndrome |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: tell me where triton is or imma stick my whats the word feet in yer doodoosnoggle |
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ArielAssault: Bet'cha on land they understand that they don't reprimand their daughters! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: if hans christen andersen woulda had his way with you then none a this shit woulda ever gone down |
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SeaWitch and fossum_and_jetsam have entered the chatroom.
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SeaWitch: Well hello there hot stuff, it looks like you've got a small problem, and I'm just the person to help you out! ha HAAAA |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what poor unfortunate soul dresst you, you look like divine from that dog plop eaten ugly lady movie |
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SeaWitch: Let's get down to business! You want Triton deeeeeeeead, ha HAAAAA, and I know where to find him! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: under the seas yes i know there was a seahorse with a saxamaphone who explaint it to me earlier |
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SeaWitch: No no no, I mean his EXACT location, so you can go there and KILL HIM ha HAAAAAAA |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: aight edna carpabble deal or no deal |
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SeaWitch: All I want in return is.... your voice! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what a crappie deal no thanks i aint traded my voice to no finnish cow thats what i use for speaken an layen down the smack |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: how about i trade you a haymaker to the side a yer kathy bates looken face an you tell me where i can go kill whats is name |
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SeaWitch: FOOL! /grows to an enormous size |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /charges underwater mound |
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SeaWitch: AAAH AAAH HE'S OVER THERE HE'S OVER THERE /point point
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fossum_and_jetsam: hissssss |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth wants to directly connect.
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsworth is now directly connected.
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth has poked fossum_and_jetsam in the eyes with two fingers. |
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fossum_and_jetsam: fuck ouch |
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ArielAssault: What's a fire, and why does it...what's the word? Burn? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: fire is what i throw baby
an burn is what i gots to do
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