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Welcome to the Open Seas Chatroom! |
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pic_culpepper_n_olives: Who's ready for some FOOTBAWLLLLL
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Her_Alabi: I know I am! Has anyone Hanked the Williams Junior yet? |
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Don_Mexico: hey guys i hope you don't mind but we're the dolphins so i'm just gonna pass and run and catch and kick and coach myself k |
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pic_culpepper_n_olives: that's fine by me, man, what I do hasn't worked in six years
OH SHIT LOOK OUT A BOAT |
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The Pittsburgh Pirateship has entered the chatroom! |
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BayBayKid: I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue, and it's hey to the starboard, heave ho! |
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CotaManyColors: Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you in mysterious fathoms below! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: holy lewyah i never thought id get off that aisle, i would like to extend a laurel, and hearty greeting to all yous terrible ball players |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: now if ya just stop singen yer shanty for a secondt i need to- |
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OohThatSnell: FROM WHENCE wayward Westerlies blow,
where Triton is king and his merpeople sing, in mysteeeerious fathoms beloooow |
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CotaManyColors: /hoists things, or whatever |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: triton |
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GetOffaMcLouth: why ruler of the mer people, lad, thought evry good sailor knew about him! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh craps dude you look like a growned up version of one a them babies they dress up like wartermelons fer ol lady calendars |
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BayBayKid: Kyle, pay no attention to this "nautical nonsense!" |
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GetOffaMcLouth: it ain't nonsense, it's the truth! I'm tellin ya, down in the DEPTHS of the OCEAN /wiggles fish in face |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: augh get that out a my face grimace that thing smells like furburger |
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TheParrotTrap: SKWAWK furburger SKWAWWWK |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey thats cool thats just like big mouth billied bass hey billy sing take me to the river |
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GetOffaMcLouth: They say Triton rules the kingdom of merpeople- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what the shit are you talken about, triton, what is that
cant you just wander over to the side a the boat there an do some piratey shit im tryen to get my 'dont worry be happy' on |
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GetOffaMcLouth: yar
/wanders over to side of boat
/possesses dubloons
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok coast is clear |
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TheParrotTrap: /turns head to the side
here's a little song I wrote
might want to sing it note for note |
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TheParrotTrap: don't worry
/turns head back
/turns head to the side
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /clap clap clap clap clap clap |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: clap |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait what the fuck did wade bog-trotter over there say about a triton |
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BayBayKid: Kyle, pay no attention to that "nautical nonsense!" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: no what did he say i know he said 'king triton' an then all i can hear is beet boxing damn you bobby mcferrin |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: bobby mcunferrin |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: bob mc not fair an
no seriously what did he say
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BayBayKid: If I remember correctly he was wiggling a fish, and then started spouting some "nautical nonsense!" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: and nautical means what |
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BayBayKid: Of, relating to, or characteristic of ships, shipping, sailors, or navigation on a body of water. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: that makes no sense |
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GetOffaMcLouth: Triton be at the bottom of the seas! I seen it with my own eyes, I did! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: so what yer sayen is that if i jump into the water triton will be down there an i can kill him |
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OohThatSnell: Huh? Why do you want to kill King Triton? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey snail male why dont you leave the killen to a pr0FF3ss!0n4l when i want yer opinion ill squeeze base balls asshole |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: now if your done triflin i got bigger fish to fry then you cappin ron
/places parrot between legs like a horse
/jumps into ocean
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth and TheParrotTrap have left the chatroom.
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BayBayKid: Kyle, NO!!!! You tried that be-
before |
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CotaManyColors: hey uh can the guy in the parrot costume swim underwater forever like that |
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OohThatSnell: No, no, that's just foam rubber and muppet fur. He's going to keep absorbing salt water like a paper towel until he drowns to death. |
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BayBayKid: Humberto, don't listen to this "nautical nonsense!" |
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Meanwhile, watching from below... |
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fossum_and_jetsam: hisssss
/sliters
/is Ursula's eyes |
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SeaWitch: /watching from underwater cave
That's it, my pretty, keep swimming, I've got you right where I want you! |
