| Architect: Ok, here are the blueprints for the new Yankee Stadium. |
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| JobSiteSuperintendent: These sure are some peculiar drawings. What's this over here? | |
| Architect: Ah, that's the specially designed home dugout. I guess we're putting in a paraffin foot bath complete with a magazine rack loaded with cheesy hollywood gossip. | |
| JobSiteSuperintendent: Weird. What about this obstruction on the field? This has got to be a mistake. | |
| Architect: I thought so too. They actually want a 2 foot ramp on the outer-infield grass pointing 6 feet right of third base. | |
| JobSiteSuperintendent: Well alright. One last thing I just noticed. Why is third base draw differently than the other bases? | |
| Architect: Good question. Last I had heard we were going to order a special bag for third that has a picture of Jeter on it. | |
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homosexual_rod: /wipes tear from eye THEE HOUSE ARAH BEELT |
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