The Dugout
By Nick - 8-10-06
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Architect: Ok, here are the blueprints for the new Yankee Stadium.
JobSiteSuperintendent: These sure are some peculiar drawings. What's this over here.
Architect: Ah, that's the specially designed home dugout. I guess we're putting in a paraffin foot bath complete with a magazine rack loaded with cheesy hollywood gossip.
MrAnderson: Oh, there's a way.
AllisonRoad: There is? Well jeez, mister! Tell me!
MrAnderson: This is no simple gimmick, kid. This is the hard shit. You really want to succeed that badly?
AllisonRoad: I'd do anything!
MrAnderson: Alright. Here, take this and inject yourself with it.
/hands syringe
girardi_and_cola: No! Don't do it!
AllisonRoad: I'm a grown man, coach. I understand what it's going to take to make me a major league pitcher and I'm comfortable taking those leaps.
/injects self
girardi_and_cola: I was trying to stop you because that's not steroids you just injected yourself with, it's heroin.
AllisonRoad: BLIP!
/eyes dilate
girardi_and_cola: Why did you even trick him like that?
MrAnderson: Meh, I like loading people up with shit. What can I say?
AllisonRoad: it's....just so sad in here....stop that sad man
