The Dugout
By Nick - 7-25-06
Click pictures for player info.

MeTrain: all board da 3 train
HanleyDavidson: fa reaalll bro
MeTrain: ol man loria gotta be sweatin pistols. brotha aint got a kinda soul to be singin fish tunes
HanleyDavidson: yee baby i gotta invite dis sucka
  **Online Host** fLORIdA has entered the chat room
fLORIdA: What the hell are you two bums doing in here? Smoking crack bongs I'm sure.
MeTrain: extrer extrer read aw bout it florida fishes capsize honky espress

/tosses sports section
fLORIdA: No! It can't...well surely you'll screw this up. You guys couldn't make mud with a fountain in a field.
HanleyDavidson: nuh uh bosman we jus hitin ah stride now you betta bust out yo praya book
fLORIdA: I wouldn't be so sure of that. I'll just bribe some of your teammates into throwing games.
MeTrain: you can bus out a blingion dollas an i still aint goin dark side brotha
fLORIdA: Sure, you may be better off than a lot of your teammates, but I'd say that they have their price.
DamGrlYouUggla: wwaaatteeerrrr
fLORIdA: Hey, Dan. You ready for tonight's game?
DamGrlYouUggla: wwaa...waaatterrr
fLORIdA: Good news, Dan! For every error you make today I'm going to double your salary! If you go all Chuck Knoblach crazy and serve up some souvenirs I'll buy you a steak twice a day!
DamGrlYouUggla: /expires
  **Online Host** fLORIdA's bank account has been credited with $327,000. A loud "cha-ching" is heard.
fLORIdA: Ah, my favorite song.

Photos link to player info. WordUpThome.com