The Dugout
By Nick - 8-8-07
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SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: Grampa, you played baseball?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck you say

oh yee i guess so

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: didja know anybody famous??

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: who in the fuck you think you talkin to busta mcbust

we was all ballas back then e'en that dumbass great uncle a yas

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: didja hit a lot of home runs

/mimics homerun swing

POWWW

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck yee i jus bout busted the all time recad

two hunred summin

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: two hundred

woooowwww

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ya gad damn right wow

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: that recad woulda been mine if that stupid ass brotha a mine dint rat me out for tryin to shoot em

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: wasn't he a cracked out sonuvabitch, pop?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: he was but he was up fa some mvp shit a somethin so he bust me up

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: speak a bustin up on ol gramptri did i eva tell you bout barry bonds

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: the one who cheated?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: he sho fucken did

guy invented da cheat

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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck is this shit

whos pitchen my ballstick

Barry Bonds

LicenseToPills: /does steroids

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now i wanted this busta to get out an get out bad

dude owed me like tweny dollas

SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: why, grampa? Because you sold him drugs?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: whoa hol up a sec that mothabusta ain right

bro pay me or j me

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now i dint no it back then but that guy had all sorts a coin goin on i mean serious loot

Barry Bonds

LicenseToPills: /does steroids

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: thats whats so fucked up about that mothafucka

he just smoked ya shit an bounced like a lil bitch

Barry Bonds

LicenseToPills: /catches sight of the ball
/does steroids

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: then hed pull some foul shit like rollin up wit like 4 a his boys askin fa blunts n shit

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: im like bro stop rollin up wit the dong i aint bout to speriment wit dat spermoids shit

Barry Bonds

LicenseToPills: /swings

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ah shit

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i knew he fucken crushed that thing because he fucken crushed it
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i was bout to jump like a sucka an snatch them shits but i knew it was no use

aint no brotha who can fly dat high
SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: /listens quietly
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /watches the ball sailing overhead
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: then it fucken happened
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: and call me a heartless sonuvabitch but i did not give one shit about that damn homerun
SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: Really, pop?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /raises glove to block the sunshine

/draws pistol

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i was gettin my money from that fool
Barry Bonds LicenseToPills: /does steroids

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: gimme dat tweny fool or im gonna make you bleed out ya all ova

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: its bidness son. its all its eva been.
Barry Bonds

LicenseToPills: Holy shit here take it.

/hands twenty with free hand
/other hand is doing steroids

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: pimps n hos
bustas n suckas
grits n gravy
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: that crazy sob lit my fuse an tossed me in a lake right when i was bout to get shit done
SteakStartsAsDmitSeed: When did he hit 756, grampa?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /closes eyes, smiles
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: how in the fuck am i sposed to rememba dat
Barry Bonds LicenseToPills: /does steroids
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