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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Braves' Dugout chatroom. |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Okay, what the hell. I'm bored.
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DontPracticeRenteria: We could always pick on one of the young guys again. Where's Francouer?
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as_i_lay_diaz: HAWHAW LETS HIT IM IN THE FACE WITH A CUSTARD PIE
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DontPracticeRenteria: Dude. How old are you? They haven't made custard pies since like 1880.
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Yeah, shut up, guy from "World's Wildest Police Chases".
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DontPracticeRenteria: pfff hahahaha
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as_i_lay_diaz: shut up i do not look like sheriff john bunnell (ret.)
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Whatever, but still, I meant it when I said shut up.
Jeff! Jeff, get over here!
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Francouest: Hey guys! What's up? |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Not much pal! You ready for a little young guy hazing?
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Francouest: oh man!!! hahaha oh no! |
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DontPracticeRenteria: Yeah!!! We're gonna get you good, champ! Tell you what, Andruw's at bat now. We have a little game we like to play. It's called, "How shamelessly will Andruw Jones loaf it on the basepaths?"
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: As you know, Andruw's not always one to hustle. Actually, most of the time he just completely drags his ass down the line.
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: To play this game, we go back to the clubhouse and watch his at-bat on TV. If he stops running hard to first after hitting the ball...
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DontPracticeRenteria: ...we hang your underpants up on a flagpole where everyone can see 'em!
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Francouest: ohhh no haha |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: If the camera pans over to first base and we can only see his head...
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DontPracticeRenteria: ...we're gonna wait till you're asleep and stick your hand in warm water and make you pee your pants!!!
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Francouest: haha awwww jeez |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: And if the camera pans over to first and he's not even in the shot...
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DontPracticeRenteria: ...we'll paint your locker pink and fill it with skirts!
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Francouest: aw grooooossss hahaha |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: And last but not least, if he never even ends up touching first base...
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DontPracticeRenteria: ...we'll make you run around the field with a shirt that says "I LIKE PLAYING WITH BARBIE DOLLS!"
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Francouest: nnnoooooooo haha |
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as_i_lay_diaz: /elbows Francoeur
HYUH HYUH AW MAN YER DEAD MEAT SQUIRT
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DontPracticeRenteria: Yeah, Jeff, you'd better hope Andruw comes through for you.
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Hey, shut up, guys! Here's the pitch!
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Andraeiousometimesyw: /swings
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**OnlineHost** Andraeiousometimesyw has hit a home run. |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: /trots to first
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**OnlineHost** Andraeiousometimesyw wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** Andraeiousometimesyw is now directly connected. |
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Andraeiousometimesyw:
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: ...
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DontPracticeRenteria: ...
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Francouest: /looks around eagerly |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: uh
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DontPracticeRenteria: hmm
/scratches head
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**OnlineHost** Late that night... |
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Francouest: /clings to life handcuffed, wearing giant duck suit, and laying on side of I-85 riddled with 37 bullet holes |
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as_i_lay_diaz: HEY SPANKOUER CATCH
/smashes pie in face
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Francouest: /coughs
/sputters |
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as_i_lay_diaz: CHAWHAWHAW SMOOTH MOVE ALKA-SELTZER
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