The Dugout
By Jon - 8-23-06
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the Yankees Front Office chatroom.


WinBenSteinsBrenner: Ohhh shit. I've been having so much fun playing All-Star Game with my team that I haven't even been paying attention. We're losing money.



ILOVECASHMAN: You know what we have to do, right?



WinBenSteinsBrenner: New hat merchandise. Maybe we could stitch the bill 30 degrees to the side in order to compensate for people putting it on crooked?



ILOVECASHMAN: No, come on. You know. The trick.



WinBenSteinsBrenner: Oh yeah. We haven't done that in a few months. Go ahead, I'll keep lookout.



ILOVECASHMAN: /shift
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  **OnlineHost** An extra $10,000 is now in the Yankees' account.


WinBenSteinsBrenner: Ten grand? Are you shitting me? Oh goody, let's go deal for one of Shane Spencer's nut hairs.



ILOVECASHMAN: Well, I mean, we have to type it a whole bunch of times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



WinBenSteinsBrenner: Well fine!
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ILOVECASHMAN: Wait, not so fast! If you type it too fast, disasters will--

  **OnlineHost** !!!!!!!
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IrabudyDanceNow: /emerges from sea, thrashing about

NYYEEEEEEEEEE


/eats building




IrabudyDanceNow: /clears throat, takes two steps to the right, hunches over

/points
godzilla! godzilla!!!! aaahh!!!!
/snaps picture



IrabudyDanceNow: /clears throat, takes two steps to the left, stands up straight

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA



IrabudyDanceNow: /eats Yankee Stadium



WinBenSteinsBrenner: Perfect! Now it actually makes a shit's worth of sense to build a new park. Come on, keep it up!

 

 

 



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  **OnlineHost** A plane has crashed.


Marilyn_Munson: /dies

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