ProudSponsorOfMLB: Let me guess. More Albert Pujols stuff?

weathered_shopkeep: He's the best!

atll_do_pig: WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER I HIT 714 HOME RUNS

WizardOfOz: Come on! The Wizard of Oz stole 580 bases.

CalJr2131: Wait, I don't get it. Why did you mention that? Are you saying that stealing 580 bases is better than hitting 714 home runs? Like, are you empathizing with him, or are you attempting to discount his complaint, or what?

CalJr2131: I mean, I played in 2,632 straight games, and --

atll_do_pig: WELL I ATE 2,632 HOT DOGS

HonusToGod: GROOOOOSS

CalJr2131: What? Why? Let's think about this for a second. Babe lived for 53 years, right? That's about 19,000 days. So if he ate 2,632 hot dogs, that averages out to about a hot dog every week. Is that really a big deal at all?

HonusToGod:

atll_do_pig: CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM THE BOBBLEHEADS

(THIS IS CERTAINLY THE SORT OF THING I WOULD SAY WERE I STILL ALIVE)

CalJr2131: This conversation isn't making any sense. Actually, it's not really a conversation, because you people aren't even listening to each other. You're just rattling off statistics.

CalJr2131: Come on. Is this what you people do all day?

WizardOfOz: Come on! The Wizard of Oz was hit by a pitch 33 times.

HonusToGod: touche however honus "bonus" wagner had 558 plate appearances in 1911

WizardOfOz: Come on! The Wizard of Oz would like on opportunity for a rebuttal. Between 1980 and 1983, the Wizard of Oz hit 14 triples. Come on!

AdventuresInOddibe: oh yeah well one time oddibe "incredible ball player" mcdowell went 1 for 5

TekulveAllUrClothes: well that's fine and dandy but kent tekulve once struck out a man in five pitches

greglegg: what you just said is null and void because once there was a man who played major league baseball whose name was "greg legg" and that man was me

greglegg: i don't know i just think that name is really funny

HonusToGod: Jesus Christ how big is this wall