| **OnlineHost** You have entered the "Hometown Heroes" chatroom. | |
| **OnlineHost** Lively chatter fills the room. | |
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2Faxes: /sips martini So what are you up to now? Alive? Dead? |
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feller_up: alive |
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2Faxes: How's that going? |
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feller_up: haha dude it suuuucks |
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Clemente: Oh shit guys, you know who we should invite? You know what would really piss off Yount? |
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2Faxes: Who? |
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Clemente: Gantner. Fucking Jim Gantner. |
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atll_do_pig: Jim Gantner? Who's he again? |
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Tar-Baby: Oh! Oh shit, I know that guy! |
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WillAmaze: hahaha, look at that shit. He made it on the ballot. |
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fuck_i_singled: Wow, look at this guy's stats. What do you think got him on? Maybe that time he exploded for a major league record 11 home runs? Or that year he flirted with .300? |
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2Faxes: Christ! And just look at this list! Rusty Greer? Jose Vidro? This is the best these teams could come up with in their entire history? Is baseball just really shitty now or something? |
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Tar-Baby: They're probably having a party of their own right now. It'd be just Jim Gantner and Rusty Greer and, like, Dave Stieb hanging out in Jamie Moyer's mom's basement. |
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WillAmaze: Dude. We should so call them right now. |
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atll_do_pig: Come on, come on, come on, let's not be mean guys. |
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WillAmaze: ... |
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WillAmaze: Fuck it, I'm calling them. Give me a phone. |
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Clemente: pfffft hahaha put it on speaker |
| **OnlineHost** The phone is ringing. | |
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MoyerBodyGirl: Moyer residence. This is Jamie. |
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WillAmaze: Heyyyy! Hey man, what's happening? |
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MoyerBodyGirl: Oh hey! Not much, Willie! What's, uh, what's going on? |
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WillAmaze: Chillin, chillin! Hey man, I heard you're having a kickin' rad party over there! |
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MoyerBodyGirl: Oh yeah man, it's great! We set up the ping-pong table, got some ping-pong...uh, Mom made us her famous oatmeal cookies...oh, and we're playing Magic cards! Do you ever play Magic cards? |
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WillAmaze: uh, no man! /stifles laughter |
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MoyerBodyGirl: Sure! Jim, Willie Mays is on the line! |
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TheGooseAndTheGantner: hey guys!!!!! i just got +5 charisma on my warrior devil mage magic card ten-sided die |
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Tar-Baby: WHAT'S UP GANTMEISTERRR |
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WillAmaze: great man! george says hey! how's the party going? |
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TheGooseAndTheGantner: oh it's going great! stieb-o's big brother just drove through tennessee and he scored some fireworks and jolt cola for us while he was there! have you ever had jolt cola? it's AWESOME |
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2Faxes: oh my GOD |
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WillAmaze: sounds great! hey jim, I like your picture! what's with the cut-out logo in the corner? |
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TheGooseAndTheGantner: oh, that? uh, that's the best picture i can find. i actually don't have photographic evidence of my existence apart from 1980s baseball cards. |
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WillAmaze: oh no man, no! looks great! |
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TheGooseAndTheGantner: hey did you guys want to come over? we were gonna hook the old nes and have "back to the future: the game" tournaments |
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fuck_i_singled: Y'ALL NEED TO GET LAID BITCHEZZZ /hangs up phone |
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WillAmaze: pfffffHAHAHA |
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Clemente: oh my god i am crying over here |
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2Faxes: ohhhh shit that was funny |
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ConineOBrien: aw man we got em good!!!! |
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Jaybellwocky: /high five |
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ConineOBrien: hey guys let's prank call jose canseco and ask him if he has prince steroids in a can |
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atll_do_pig: /stares |
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WillAmaze: /stares |
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2Faxes: /stares |
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Clemente: /stares |
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Tar-Baby: /stares |
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Jaybellwocky: hi guys |
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atll_do_pig: Guys, you know what this calls for? |
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2Faxes: purple nurple? |
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Clemente: PURPLE NURPLE |
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Tar-Baby: PUR-PLE NUR-PLE! PUR-PLE NUR-PLE! |
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CornOnTyCobb: /draws pistol |
| **OnlineHost** CornOnTyCobb has shot Jaybellwocky dead. | |
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Tar-Baby: That's not what a purple nurple is. |
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CornOnTyCobb: I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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