The Dugout
By Jon - 7-17-06
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**OnlineHost** The Mariners are being evacuated from their plane due to an equipment fire.


MikeHargrove100MPH: All right, boys, they're telling us something caught fire on the plane. I expect everyone to act like Mariners here.


MikeHargrove100MPH: Which is to say I expect everyone to bail out as quickly as possible. I'm going to stand at the exit and count off the entire 25-man roster to make sure I have everybody.


Betanbreakfast: here boss


MikeHargrove100MPH: 1!


Suzuki:


MikeHargrove100MPH: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24!


AngloSexson: Here!


MikeHargrove100MPH: Ummm...24.5!


your_words_beltre_you: here


MikeHargrove100MPH: 25! That's everyone!


ChrisEverett: hurr


MikeHargrove100MPH: 24! We're missing someone!


Suzuki:


Official_Translator: "Did we leave Felix?"


Betanbreakfast: king felix! we are missing king felix! THE ROYAL BLOODLINE SHALT NOT BE STEMMED


**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast has re-entered the plane.


Betanbreakfast: /cough cough

KING FELIX ARE YOU IN HERE


FelixNavidad: /obliviously plays with blocks in gilded crib


Betanbreakfast: time is nigh, highness! we must secret you out of the airplane


FelixNavidad: /takes leg of mutton out of mouth, holds it aloft

mododo!


Betanbreakfast: cling to my bosom and we shall take flight!


**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast and FelixNavidad are heading to the exit.


MoyerBodyGirl: /grabs ankle

hellllp ussss


FelixNavidad: /buries face in shawl, wails


pineiro_bread: /clings to leg

donnnnt leeeeeave



Betanbreakfast: /shakes legs free

stop it you're getting ERA all over me


**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast and FelixNavidad have escaped from the plane.


Betanbreakfast: the king...is...safe

/collapses


your_words_beltre_you: no big deal we've been crackin jokes the whole time


your_words_beltre_you: lol, i bet you were like "i want this motherfucking infant-king off the motherfucking plane"


AngloSexson: Snakes on a Plane


your_words_beltre_you: snakes into a plane


AngloSexson: snakes in the plane


your_words_beltre_you: snakes inside of a plane


AngloSexson: snakes inside of a

snakes inside of the plane



ChocolateMoose: /appears through fifth-row window

/desperately mimes for help


your_words_beltre_you: snakes + plane = snakes on a plane


AngloSexson: snakes and a plane

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