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manuel_labor: Ryan, you're doing great. You really are. We're just concerned that we brought you up too quickly and too soon. You didn't get enough high-A minor league experience. |

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InTheMidnightHoward: shit is bull-shit |
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manuel_labor: That may be true, but we only have your best interests in mind. We're sending you to our triple-A affiliate in Scranton, and that's final. |
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Triple-A Scranton chatroom. |

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InTheMidnightHoward: hey is this |
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Michael_Scarn: Ryan-kyan! |

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InTheMidnightHoward: is this the |
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Michael_Scarn: Banana-fana-fo-fyan! |

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InTheMidnightHoward: this the front |
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Michael_Scarn: me-mi-mo-myan. |

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InTheMidnightHoward: is this the front |
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Michael_Scarn: ryan. |

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InTheMidnightHoward: ...
this the front office? you the manager? |
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Michael_Scarn: Yes...yes! Welcome to Scranton. Mr. Ryan Howard, our new intern. We're not worthy! We're not worthy! |

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InTheMidnightHoward: what |
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Dwigt: QUESTION. AS BENCH COACH, DO I HAVE AUTHORITY TO DROP HIM TO EIGHTH IN THE BATTING ORDER. |
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Michael_Scarn: No you don't. You're just...and it's not bench coach. It's bench to the coach. |
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Dwigt: SAME THING. |
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Michael_Scarn: No it isn't. Come on. I'm tired of standing. |
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Dwigt: I CAN DO IT. I'M YOUR MAN.
/gets on all fours |
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Michael_Scarn: /sits down
Ahhh...so! Ryan! Say hi to everybody!
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InTheMidnightHoward: i'm a go stand by first base now |
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SpicyCurry: ohhhh my god you are soooooo cute blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah |

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InTheMidnightHoward: get th' fuck off my junk bitch you a short |
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69kevin69: HEY MAN THIS IS KE |
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69kevin69: KEVIN |