The Dugout
By Jon - 5-16-06
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manuel_labor: Ryan, you're doing great. You really are. We're just concerned that we brought you up too quickly and too soon. You didn't get enough high-A minor league experience.


InTheMidnightHoward:  shit is bull-shit


manuel_labor: That may be true, but we only have your best interests in mind. We're sending you to our triple-A affiliate in Scranton, and that's final.
  **OnlineHost** You have entered the Triple-A Scranton chatroom.


InTheMidnightHoward:  hey is this


Michael_ScarnRyan-kyan!


InTheMidnightHoward:  is this the


Michael_ScarnBanana-fana-fo-fyan!


InTheMidnightHoward:  this the front


Michael_Scarnme-mi-mo-myan.


InTheMidnightHoward:  is this the front


Michael_Scarnryan.


InTheMidnightHoward:  ...

this the front office? you the manager?


Michael_ScarnYes...yes! Welcome to Scranton. Mr. Ryan Howard, our new intern. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!


InTheMidnightHoward:  what


DwigtQUESTION. AS BENCH COACH, DO I HAVE AUTHORITY TO DROP HIM TO EIGHTH IN THE BATTING ORDER.


Michael_ScarnNo you don't. You're just...and it's not bench coach. It's bench to the coach.


DwigtSAME THING.


Michael_ScarnNo it isn't. Come on. I'm tired of standing.


DwigtI CAN DO IT. I'M YOUR MAN.

/gets on all fours


Michael_Scarn/sits down

Ahhh...so! Ryan! Say hi to everybody!


InTheMidnightHoward:  i'm a go stand by first base now
SpicyCurry: ohhhh my god you are soooooo cute blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah


InTheMidnightHoward:  get th' fuck off my junk bitch you a short
69kevin69: HEY MAN THIS IS KE
69kevin69: KEVIN