The Dugout
By Jon - 5-3-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Atlanta Braves Reliever Alumni chatroom.
jewish_smores: I don't understand! What's the message? What are all of you trying to tell me? It's not adding up!
ShutUrFuckingFace_Assenmacher: bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum
ChristDiedBedrosian:
bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum
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ShutUrFuckingFace_Assenmacher:
bumpuddybum bum bum
bumpuddybum bum bum
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ChristDiedBedrosian:

bumpuddy bumpuddy bumpuddy bum
bumpuddy bumpuddy bumpuddy

 

 

 

 

 

 

ChristDiedBedrosian:

bum!
bum!
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ChristDiedBedrosian:

bum
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ShutUrFuckingFace_Assenmacher:

bum
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ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

The wind,
ChristDiedBedrosian:

the rain,
ChristDiedBedrosian:

it's FALLING STRONG!,
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

This is no common show'r,
ChristDiedBedrosian:

Don't roll
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

the tarp,
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

DON'T CALL THE GAME!,
ChristDiedBedrosian:

forsooth; this very hour,
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

I heard
ChristDiedBedrosian:

his voice,
ChristDiedBedrosian:

I SAW HIS FACE!,
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

He's joined our company!
ChristDiedBedrosian:

None oth-
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

-er than
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

the THIRD of THE
ChristDiedBedrosian:

Bearded relievers three.
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ChristDiedBedrosian:

DUNNN
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ChristDiedBedrosian:

DUNNN
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

DANANANANA
ChristDiedBedrosian:

DUNNN
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ChristDiedBedrosian:

DUNNN
ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

DANANANANA
Choir:


HOH HOH HEE HOH HO HOH--

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ShutUrFuckingFaceAssenmacher:

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ChristDiedBedrosian:

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jewish_smores:

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GitRear'Don:
robbin' th' jewry stor pills mak'm me sad
GitRear'Don: git 'er done
GitRear'Don:
holy shit s'it rainin' ????? i'm get a umbrella
jewish_smores: ...

What?
GitRear'Don: r-o-l-a-d-s spells relief

by!

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jewish_smores: Okay! Well, it's been great!
jewish_smores: Excuse me, guys, but I'm going to go never pitch a game in relief as long as I live.
ChristDiedBedrosian: NO JOIN US
ShutUrFuckingFace_Assenmacher: YOU HAVE A BEARD
jewish_smores:

Your mom has a beard.

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ShutUrFuckingFace_Assenmacher: Well, YOUR mom has A beard!!!
ChristDiedBedrosian: ooooooh gimme some palm brah
ChristDiedBedrosian: the assen-meisterrrr with the saaave