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strawberry_whine: Guys, I'm kind of busy with my legal problems right now. What did you need?

AllsWellThatEndsWells: we were just thinking dude, darryl strawberry should claim asylum in the independent nation of buckfalls ranch

strawberry_whine: Independent nation? What are you talking about?

AllsWellThatEndsWells: yeah me and kirk got hammered last night and decided to secede from the united states

AllsWellThatEndsWells: we made this decision in the spirit of disappointment over america's neglect of fortysomething white dudes who listen to am radio

KIRK_GIBSON: YEP

WE HAVE MANDATED A DUAL MONARCHY SYSTEM AND APPOINTED OURSELFS LORD-KINGS

KIRK_GIBSON: FEAST YOUR EYES UPON OUR NATIONAL FLAG

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KIRK_GIBSON:

strawberry_whine: Is that Nietzsche? Does your society glorify postmodernism?

KIRK_GIBSON: WHAT

I GOOGLED "MOUSTACHE GUY"

AllsWellThatEndsWells: so are you in or out, strawberry

strawberry_whine: What do you guys even do?

KIRK_GIBSON: DRINK COORS LIGHT

AllsWellThatEndsWells: listen to tom clancy audiobooks

KIRK_GIBSON: ORGANIZE TOM CLANCY MOVIE COLLECTION

AllsWellThatEndsWells: get st0ned, watch band of br0thers

KIRK_GIBSON: AFFIX "RUSH IS RIGHT" STICKER TO BUMPER OF PLYMOUTH VOYAGER

AllsWellThatEndsWells: install antivirus programs on the computer

KIRK_GIBSON: CALL HILLARY A B!TCH

AllsWellThatEndsWells: purchase drywall

strawberry_whine: Welp, I've got to go.

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KIRK_GIBSON: CITE WWW.WORLDNETDAILY.COM IN ARGUMENTS

AllsWellThatEndsWells: sit on the john, read "let freedom ring" by sean hannity

KIRK_GIBSON: REMAIN UNAWARE OF OUR RACISM EVEN AS WE WATCH A SPORTS GAME AND SAY "I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THAT GUY" BECAUSE HE IS BLACK OR HISPANIC

AllsWellThatEndsWells: engage in obscure nameless hobby that probably has something to do with ham radio

KIRK_GIBSON: HEY WHERE'D HE GO

AllsWellThatEndsWells: take picture of car odometer

AllsWellThatEndsWells: walk by "brokeback mountain" at blockbuster, exclaim "yuck"

AllsWellThatEndsWells: photograph car odometer, intend to post on blog

AllsWellThatEndsWells: what

AllsWellThatEndsWells: oh damn it