**OnlineHost** You have entered the Angels-Indians chatroom.

Greasers_And_Scioscia: I know it's tough to re-write schedules around weather conditions, but I just don't understand them making us play this game in Milwaukee.

Although I do want to check out that slide behind the outfield wall. I don't know how you even get up there.

kelvim_with_kindness: go ask the indians maybe they brought jacobs ladder

Greasers_And_Scioscia: lol

But anyway, something's just not right about all this. The Brewers' stadium? How arbitrary is that?

kelvim_with_kindness: yeah the pregame music was terrible, if i have to listen to wolfmother or fall out boy one more time i'm going to shove a gun in my eye socket and pull the god-damned trigger

Greasers_And_Scioscia: All right, this Cleveland catcher is pissing me off. Look at this.

MolinaTheCatcher2: /barely takes bat off shoulder

shoppach_home: HEY HEY

/appeals to first base ump

1B_Ump: /signals "no swing"

NeedsABathia: /throws ball three feet up and away, ball goes to backstop

MolinaTheCatcher2: /adjusts cup

shoppach_home: HEY HEY HEY

/appeals to first base ump

1B_Ump: /signals "no swing"

NeedsABathia: /scratches ass

MolinaTheCatcher2: /is gargoyle

shoppach_home: HEY HEY HEY HEY

/appeals to first base ump

1B_Ump: /signals "no swing"

Greasers_And_Scioscia: See that? He's been doing that all game, I don't know what the hell he's trying to do.

NeedsABathia: /throws ball at Molina's head

MolinaTheCatcher2: /squares to bunt on an 0-2 count with two outs and nobody on base

Greasers_And_Scioscia: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOLINA

NeedsABathia: /fields bunt, throws to third base

**OnlineHost** MolinaTheCatcher2 is safe at first.

Greasers_And_Scioscia: WHAT

YES

**OnlineHost** MolinaTheCatcher2 is rounding first.

Greasers_And_Scioscia: WHAT

NO

Kwik-E5-Marte: /holds ball, runs in circles in foul territory, dives on ground several times

MolinaTheCatcher2: /rounds bases, heads for home

Kwik-E5-Marte: /throws home

MolinaTheCatcher2: /does not slide

**OnlineHost** MolinaTheCatcher2 is out at home.

Greasers_And_Scioscia: what the

I'd be furious right now but I'm too confused. What in the hell is going on here?

**OnlineHost** The lights at Miller Park have gone out, shrouding everything in darkness.

**OnlineHost** You have entered the "Some Suburban 9-Year-Old's Living Room" chat room.

some_stupid_kid: baseball's stupit this game's stupit

/yanks baseball game out of PS2, throws on floor

Greasers_And_Scioscia: Oh, whew! Lights are back on!

wait a second why am I driving a car with the radio tuned to "freebird"

C.C.: /pullls Scioscia out of car, stomps on nuts for 15 minutes

I'M A WELL DRESSED MANIAC FOOL

Greasers_And_Scioscia: all right well this is still better than milwaukee