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FreelMyHeat: oh shit when did the dodgers get greg maddux |
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Git-R-Dunn: DUDE, I know, I thought Mark Hendrickson was pitching tonight, I was gonna convince him to let us bat with aluminum bats again. |
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WeathersGettinWorse: shiiiit, greg maddux? maddux is all washed up, he ain't as funny as he used to be he don't even talk about pirates no more |
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FreelMyHeat: He might be washed up, but he's kicking our asses right now. It's the sixth and we haven't even gotten a hit yet. |
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Git-R-Dunn: if it weren't for this rain delay we'd probly have already lost this game. Damn. |
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WeathersGettinWorse: lookit him over there, warmin up while it rains, that guy has four eyes man have you ever noticed that? nerd aleeeeert |
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Git-R-Dunn: If there was only something we could do to get Maddux out of the game... |
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WeathersGettinWorse: i'll go over there right now a beat his ass i ain't even playin |
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FreelMyHeat: There's got to be a better way. God, this rain delay is -
Wait. Maddux used to pitch in Atlanta, right? |
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Git-R-Dunn: Yep, for a long time. |
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FreelMyHeat: He did! Ha! I've got it! Dave, you still have those Fresh Prince tapes in your hatchback? |
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WeathersGettinWorse: west philadelphia born an raised, bitchessss |
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FreelMyHeat: Which ones do you have? |
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WeathersGettinWorse: i got the one where jazz wants will to date his sister and they imagine her with gotee an shit but it turns out shes a looker |
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WeathersGettinWorse: an then after that is the one where the granma shows up an uncle phil is all babyin her an makin her nap while evrybody else is havin fun, so she an will sneak out to the heavy d concert to get even |
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FreelMyHeat: Sweet, that's perfect, get it up on the jumbo screen, right now |
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**Online Host**
Several minutes later, in the Dodgers Dugout Chatroom. |
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maddux.xmission.com: hehehe snort snort /pushes up glasses |
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BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Maddux! Get back in the game, the rain delay is over! |
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maddux.xmission.com: No chance, coach, the concert audience just mistook Uncle Phil for Heavy D. |
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ethier_or: "Mama I just want to make sure you live a long time!"
"Then Zeke... LET ME LIVE!" hahahahah |
