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mike fireball 0: Greg, there's someone here I think you should meet! |
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BradyAnderson: Wow! Wes Parker! A real live Dodger! |
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nosey_parker: Hey there, Greg. Nice to meet you. If you get those math grades up, there's a pair of tickets for our season opener in it for ya! |
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BradyAnderson: I sure will! Thanks, Mr. Parker! |
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nosey_parker: Call me Wes! |
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BradyAnderson: Thanks, Wes! |
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mike fireball 0: Greg, before we go, I've got a LITTLE surprise for you! |
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BradyAnderson: Holy smokes, Don Drysdale! |
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WetChipDrysdale: Evening, Greg! Here, let me give you a few pointers on how to improve your pitching... /works on mechanics |
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BradyAnderson: /throws pitch; breaks Marcia's orbital bone |
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WetChipDrysdale: With a throwing arm like that and competency in the Pony Leagues I see no reason for you to stay in school! Drop out and become a big league pitcher! |
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BradyAnderson: Sure thing, Don! /tiny personal accomplishment creates unstoppable arrogance |
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mike fireball 0: Now Greg, your mother and I don't want you dropping out of school! Here's someone special to explain why. |
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BradyAnderson: Hokum crow! Dodgers ace pitcher Steve Howe! |
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HoweHigh: WOOOOOOO BASE BAWWWWWWWLLLLL YEEEOWWW!!!! |
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BradyAnderson: I'll do that, Steve! Thanks, you're awful swell! |
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HoweHigh: I WANNA.... ANNA.... BOOOOONG WOOOOOO /collapses through math teacher's desk |
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BradyAnderson: I never thought of it that way. Say Dad, I thought you were an architect? How come you're always bringing sports stars by the house? |
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mike fireball 0: /taps finger to nose
/makes snorting motion
/makes wanking motion
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LawyersPassAybar: hay is it times for me to come in yet |
