LeggoGallego: Eli! I come to you today with Great News! Were you aware that Jesus has a plan for you? |
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| AskEliMarrero: wow! for me? | |
LeggoGallego: Yes! God's Rockies have appreciated your utility fielding and day-to-day availability, but there is more out there for you. |
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| AskEliMarrero:you aren't sending me to the minors again, are you god | |
LeggoGallego: No, only slightly better! You're going to be performing missionary work in New York City for that city's Mets! |
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| HouseOf1000Corpas: an' in return we're bringin' one of the wicked onto our team for rehibilitation | |
| BarmesAway: They aren't "wicked," Miguel, they've just never learned of Christ's Love | |
| AskEliMarrero: so who'd ya trade me for, pedro martinez? delgado? maybe carlos beltran? | |
LeggoGallego: No, only slightly worse! We're sending you off in exchange for Kaz Matsui. |
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| AskEliMarrero: woggita woggita woggita | |
| BarmesAway: all right, Kazuo, this is the Holy Bible! /holds up Bible | |
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kazuo_sex: a bi-a bell, boible. holery |
| BarmesAway: and do you know where you go if you die without adhering to the rules and teachings of one of the characters in this book? | |
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kazuo_sex: inside of to groun? a uh, how do you say, a nature-arl ending to life |
| BarmesAway: Now that's just crazy talk! | |
| AskEliMarrero: this is total bullshit, how could you trade me for the biggest disappointment in major league history | |
| StickwitChoo: Whoa, did we trade for Ben McDonald? | |
| AskEliMarrero: what does coach hurdle have to say about this | |
LeggoGallego: Well, let's ask him. Coach, what do you think of Brother Marrero's missionary work? |
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HurdleWax: I don't know, missionary beats taking it in the ass like the rest of us. |
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kazuo_sex: GASPS!! |
| BarmesAway: /earmuffs | |
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HurdleWax: Uh, I mean, uh, Jesus? |
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HurdleWax: yep, goin with Jesus. |
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