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gibbon_and_receibbon:
We're only a week away from the start of the 2006 AL East season and
BASEBALL'S BIGGEST RIVALRY RETURNING. Any ideas on how we can win the division? |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
Pitching, coach. |
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gibbon_and_receibbon:
We traded for A.J. Burnett and B.J. Ryan, and Josh Towers who agreed to change
his name to C.J. Towers to perpetuate our "A B C, easy as 1-2-3!" ad campaign.
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gibbon_and_receibbon:
Ted Lilly should be coming into his own this season, and Roy Halladay is one
of the best pitchers in baseball. Our bullpen is pretty strong. What else can
we do? |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
my deddy always said, "you can't win a base ball game without a
pitcher!" |
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gibbon_and_receibbon:
oh sorry i see what you're saying now |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
I am reddy to take on the added respons'bility. We need as many pitchers
in the game as possible. All at once. Pitchin' wins the ball games! |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
Less put Frasor and Downs in the outfield, they can stand where Vernon Wells
usually stand. |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells:
maaan get to steppin |
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gibbon_and_receibbon:
I see what you're saying. We put Vinnie Chulk at second-shortstop, and
we can let him throw balls from there to trick the batters! |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
I love it when a plan comes together |
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GlausMenagerie:
will I still get to play? |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
can u pitch |
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GlausMenagerie:
no |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
answered yer own question then, jack, 3B will be played by a pitching machine.
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
if we soup it up and set it at an angle in the batters box it should be
powerful enough to shoot balls over the fence |
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AaronJudgment:
I've only played 22 games at second base in my life. I'm toast, aren't
I? |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
I don't think you're ready "for" this jelly!! You have the
dubious honor of being replaced by a pitchback. |
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pitchback:
/sits over second base |
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AaronJudgment:
Oh yeah right, that's bullshit, here, let's see a pitchback stop THIS
/tosses ball into air
/hits line drive |
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**Online Host**
AaronJudgment's line drive has bounced off the center of the pitchback and landed in the
hands of Pete Walker at first base. |
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AaronJudgment:
son of a bitch |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
further quotes from the a-team |
