By B - 3-12-06
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DownWithOpiePlease:   Hey everybody, thanks for letting me hang out with you during spring training!   I'm a big fan of the team, this is like fantasy camp for me. 
DrabApples:   are we supposed to know you from somewhere
DownWithOpiePlease:   Yeah, you know me! 
YerMainGuy:   Are you out of your cotton-pickin gourd, Borchard?  That's famous Hollywood type Ron Howard, director of such films as EDtv and The Missing!
WordUpThome:   SIT ON IT POT
WordUpThome:   POTSIE
DownWithOpiePlease:   Right now I'm in the middle of filming The Da Vinci Code for Columbia, and I've got to get back to Los Angeles to finish it up.  But today is all about catchin the "fly balls!"
YerMainGuy:   You ever gonna make a baseball movie, Mr. Howard?
DownWithOpiePlease:   Probably not, there have already been too many great baseball movies made, and without a big foreign interest it'll be hard to get one marketed.
MyOwnPrisoney:   Hey why don't you tell Tom Hanks that all baseball is about is Jews and War, he'll sign up for it in no time. 
UribeAuction:   or you could make another "Dr. Seuss" adaptation for kids with smarmy adult humor all up in it and the Lorax can mess around with his dick
WordUpThome:   SIT ONTO IT POTSIE
DownWithOpiePlease:   Now that's not very nice!
YerMainGuy:   Yeah guys, Ron Howard is one of the best in the world at what he does, if not THE best! 
DrabApples:   best in the world at sucking and being bald and looking like a monster maybe
UribeAuction:   snik snikt
MyOwnPrisoney:   Yeah, put that in your fife and smoke it!
DownWithOpiePlease:   I don't have to stand here and take this!  CADBURY, THE HELICOPTER
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DownWithOpiePlease:   You can't expect to insult someone as powerful as me and get away with it!   I'm adapting The Code, and the Bible says you're all jerks!

Nyah!
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DrabApples:   ozzie, what's with all the wrestlers and directors and shit.  we're a baseball team, we don't need x-division titles.  can we please just play baseball
OzzieOzzieOzzie:   yeah, sorry about that
WordUpThome:   SIT ON TOP OF IT POTSIE