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TenayLoafers:
2005 will be remembered not for the globally significant acts of war,
charity, and accomplishment that took place...it will be remembered for TNA WRESTLING. |
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TenayLoafers:
In the world of baseball 2005 will be remembered for ONLY the World Series
Champion Chicago White Sox i'm fairly sure |
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TenayLoafers:
I am CONSTANTLY EXCITED to be standing next to three of our X-Division
stars... The Phenomenal A.J. Styles, Chris Sabin, and Sonjay Dutt! |
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LoveAmericanStyles: hay |
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sabin_silverman: What's up |
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Dutthole:
/dances around like a lawn sprinkler |
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TenayLoafers:
We're here tonight to honor the White Sox, and we just so happen to have
some special guests in the house! |
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TenayLoafers:
Please welcome Hall of Fame Legend Bobby "the Brain" Heenan,
former wrestler turned strength coach for the White Sox Dale Torborg, and All-Star(ish)
catcher A.J. Pierzynski!! |
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**Online Host**
IM_Weasel has entered the chatroom.
**Online Host**
RikerTorborgUp has entered the chatroom.
**Online Host**
AJ_Pierscreenname has entered the chatroom. |
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TenayLoafers:
OH SWEET GOD LISTEN TO THE 200 FANS WHO ARE ALWAYS HERE GO WILD FOR THESE
WARRIORS |
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ImpactZone:
miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
with silver buttons buttons buttons
all down her back back back
/clap clap clapclapclap |
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TenayLoafers:
Bobby Heenan, it's good to have you here! What brings you to iMPACT
tonight? |
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IM_Weasel:
hrrrrrrrm arrrrm maarrrr burrrrble warrrmmm |
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TenayLoafers:
uh okay |
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TenayLoafers:
Dale Torborg! It's an honor to have a member of the coaching sta... |
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RikerTorborgUp:
why are you looking at me like that |
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TenayLoafers:
I...uh, you're dressed like you... |
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RikerTorborgUp:
are dale torborg roving strength coach, yes. my past wrestling
history will not come into play here, I assure you! |
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TenayLoafers:
Whatever. A.J. Pierzynsk the Actual Baseball Player! How does
it feel to be on the hottest wrestling program on TV?? |
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AJ_Pierscreenname: I'M GON STAND HERE IN THE RING
AWKWARDLY UNTIL I GOTTA OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPING ASS |
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SimonSaid:
now wait just a minute, as a heel wrestler I take umbrage at that! |
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AJ_Pierscreenname: OH YEAH /shove |
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SimonSaid:
/shove shove |
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AJ_Pierscreenname: /shove shove shove |
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LoveAmericanStyles: hay stop it ya faggets |
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DONWESTTTTT:
OH GOD INCREDIBLE ACTIONNNNNN IF YOU READ THIS AIM LOG IN THE NEXT FIVE
MINUTES WE WILL THROW IN
ARE YOU READ FOR THISS A KEN |
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DONWESTTTTT:
GRIFFEY |
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DONWESTTTTT:
JUNIOR |
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DONWESTTTTT:
ROOKIE CARD |
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DONWESTTTTT:
AAAAAAAAAAAH |