Kiss_The_Sheff: Steroids is something you stick in your butt, period! |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: zzzzzz |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Joe Torre treats blacks different than whites! He singled me out at meetings for being a black man! |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: /curls up with teddy bear |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Derek Jeter ain't all the way black! |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: /turns over |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Justin! Justin! Wake up man, I'm saying controversial things, you're gonna want to hear this |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: One time I watched Roots with Joe Torre and he laughed the whole way through! |
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FuneralOnAShip: /nods off like sleepy kitty |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Brian Cashman once asked me to "sing one a them nigger spirituals," and when I did, he corrected me and started singing "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" |
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the_song_remains_the_Thames: /falls off of couch |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: George Steinbrenner is actually a black man! He is ashamed of himself and dyes his skin white with paint thinner and bleach! |
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RobertsonCrusoe: snoreeeee |
Kiss_The_Sheff: George Steinbrenner once ate a black man's wife! oh, uh |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Santa Claus is a straight up racist! He brought me a black Cabbage Patch Kid because I'm black, like I don't want the white Cabbage Patch Kid everybody else got motherfuck him and John Wayne |
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GotMeOnMyKnees: /slips into coma |
Kiss_The_Sheff: Honk Hafner got a four year extension for 57 million dollars! Nicihro got 90 million! What does Gary Sheffield get? What does Gary Sheffield's family get? |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: a mere 10 million dollars a year, for 19 million years experience |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: how about I just let you all sleep here and I'll go play for somebody else |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: Well, sorry to see you go! |
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FuneralOnAShip: adios, mi amigo |
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the_song_remains_the_Thames: take it easy, son! good lookin out |
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RobertsonCrusoe: We wish you the best in your future endeavors! |
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GotMeOnMyKnees: I hear Siberia is nice this time of year, maybe they've got a baseball team |
Kiss_The_Sheff: ... |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: /clicks tongue |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: /clicks tongue again |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: DAYUM |
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**Online Host** |
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JetersNeverProsper: I am so all the way black! Check this shit out! /does the roger rabbit |
| the_song_remains_the_Thames: dam jeet, at shit is dope, brotha be talkin bout the roga rabbit, son i be doin the roger rabbit since day one knawmean, out in da club, shawty holla back | |
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JetersNeverProsper: what in the world Harvey, what is this man trying to say to me? |
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BadLieutenant: I got no idea kiiiiill him |
| VerlanderlayIndustries: Hey Jeet, who're you talking to? | |
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RobertsonCrusoe: Hey Jeet, where'd you get that sword? |
| the_song_remains_the_Thames: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |