HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out one

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out two

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out three

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out four

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out five

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out six

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out seven

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out eight

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out nine

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out TEN

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out ELEVEN

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out TWELVE

HoistByHisOwnBedard: /strikes out FIFTEEN FUCKING BATSMEN

HoistByHisOwnBedard: Holy crap, I just struck out fifteen fucking batsmen! That is pretty boss. That makes, what... 147ish for the year so far?

Boy, I can't wait until the 10th of July!

when I will be at home playing video games or reading

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Meanwhile, in New York City -

homosexual_rod: /interlocks fingers behind head

/lays back onto sleeping bag

homosexual_rod: /gazes up at the stars

homosexual_rod: sigh

homosexual_rod: jeet

JetersNeverProsper: /pauses from roasting weenie
/you heard me

Yes, Slumpkin?

homosexual_rod: arah thingks he ees going to play in the all-stard game after all

oh my leg, an its woes, look how red she is, look how hurt, oh no

JetersNeverProsper: Why did you scrub your leg so hard, anyway?

homosexual_rod: because the temporary tattoos woul-ent come off

JetersNeverProsper: lol

homosexual_rod: BOY I SWURR

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Meanwhile, in Chicago -

LawnMauer: hey man excuse me do you have the time

mr_jenks: PLEASE, NO MORE PICTURES /escapes into waiting car