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method_and_redmond: /settles in, raises mit
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WordUpThome: DID YOU KNOW MY MOM HAS ALL OF THE WINTER OLYMPICS ON TAPE |
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method_and_redmond: /signals to the pitcher |
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WordUpThome: ONE OF THE WINTER OLYMPICSES TAKES PLACE IN SARAJEVO, AN URBAN CENTER IN BOSNIA HURTS-A-GOVINA WHEREIN THE CHRISTMAS TUNES ARE BELTED OUT WITH THRASHING GUITARS |
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method_and_redmond: /signals to the pitcher |
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WordUpThome: DID YOU KNOW THERE IS AN MUNICIPALITY IN NORWAY CALLED LILLY HAMMER
BOY; I BET THERE ARENT A LOT OF FLORISTS IN LILLY HAMMER |
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method_and_redmond: /sets |
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WordUpThome: JOHANN OLAV KLOSS IS PERHAPS THE GREATEST SPEED SKATER |
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WordUpThome: HE WEARS A FLASHY SKIN-TIGHT RED SUIT AND MOVES INCREDIBLY FAST, OFFEN TIMES LEAVING BEHIND HIM NOT BUT A FLASH
HE IS A LOT LIKE A FAMOUS DETECTIVE COMICS BRAND SUPER HERO YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF |
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WordUpThome: BULLET MAN |
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WordUpThome: ANYWAYS, JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM HAS BEEN A BIT OF A STRUGGLE BUG THIS SEASON SO I LOOKED TO OLAV FOR INSPIRE-ATION;;
I MADE A CHECKED LIST--:
[X] STRONG CHECK
[X] ENTHUSIASTIC CHECK
[X] HANDSOME MY MOM SAYS CHECK
[ ] AIR-O-DYNAMIC, NOT SO FAST BUDDY-RO |
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WordUpThome: TO COMPEN-SATE FOR LACK OF LANDSPEED, THIS THOMEKNOCKER IS WEARING A OLYMPICS SPEED SUIT NEATH HIS JERSIED SHIRT |
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WordUpThome: NOW I AM AS FAST AS JOEY BATHERIGHT > I CHECKED MVP BASE BALL 2005 AND NOW MY SPEED IS UP TO 59
IT MAKES EVERY-THING SLIPPRY THOUGH
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WordUpThome: I BIT UPON A HAMMED SANDWICH BEFORE THE GAME AND IT SQUIRTED OUT INTO THE HALL-WAY
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WordUpThome: PLUS IT DRIES OUT THE OLE HAND-SHAKERS SO IVE BEEN LUBRICATING MY PALMS WITH CORN OIL
ANCIENT ILLINOISE SECRET |
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WordUpThome: ALSO THE SUIT HAS CLOSED OFF ALL OF MY PORES AND CAUSED ME TO FESTER IN MY OWN PETARD, SO I'VE GOT A BIT OF A COLD |
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WordUpThome: AND I'M A BIGGUN SO IT TAKES ABOUT FOUR BOTTLES OF COUGH-MEDICINE OR ELSE IT FAILS MY AILS |
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WordUpThome: TO RECAP, I AM WEARING AN WINTER OLYMPICS SPEEDSUIT, MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN CORN OIL, AND I AM HOPPED UP ON GOOF BALLS |
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WordUpThome: OH LOOK A PITCH
/swings |
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**Online Host**
WordUpThome has lost control of his bat and sent it careening into the side of Mike Redmond's skull. |
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method_and_redmond: /collapses
/liquified neck goop drips out of ear |
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WordUpThome: OH-NO! !! METHOD_AND_REDMOND ARE YOU OKAY
/picks up bat, walks away |
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method_and_redmond: hel
p me
ah ah ah |
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WordUpThome: HEY JOE MAUER ITS JIM THOME |
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LawnMauer: holy shit Jim what'd you do to that guy, whoever he is |
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LawnMauer: oh god am I gonna have to catch now
/rolls eyes
siggghhhhh |
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WordUpThome: BUCK IT UP GRADY SIGHS-MORE YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU NOW THAT SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNEXPLAINABLE HAS HAP-PENED |
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LawnMauer: /flips sideburn hair
oh the life of an all-star |
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WordUpThome: THAT IS A FAIRLY EXCEPTIONAL LIFESTYLE |
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WordUpThome: IN FACTS, BOBBY JENKS IS ALSO HAVING TROUBLE ADJUSTING TO THE LIFESTYLE MADE COMPLETELY OF STARS
BOBBY HOW ARE YOU DOING DEAR FRIED |
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mr_jenks: /dates Amy Winehouse, eats own foot |
