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**Online Host**
So we're down a run. Jeter singles to start the eighth.
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JetersNeverProsper: /takes a lead off first |
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BadLieutenant: /looks at second base
Nice, isn't it. |
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Lackeydaisical: /continues to play baseball as though Harvey Keitel is not wandering around on the field |
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BadLieutenant: Go ahead, take it.
Here's the ting. |
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BadLieutenant: that... shmendrick... he keeps lookin' over here. And that one... /looks at catcher
He's got a gun. |
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Lackeydaisical: what did you just call me
and my catcher has a what now |
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JetersNeverProsper: /has fifteen step lead
/extended arm is dangling over second base
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BadLieutenant: but you gotta do... what you gotta do. |
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JetersNeverProsper: /makes a break for second |
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Lackeydaisical: shouldn't somebody be calling a time out, I mean- |
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JetersNeverProsper: /successfully steals second, hearts |
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Lackeydaisical: hay !! |
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BadLieutenant: Ah, stealing. It's a beautiful thing.
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Yankees Dugout Chatroom!
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BadLieutenant: /adjusts suit
/sits on bench to enjoy remainder of softly backlit baseball game
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: holied shit bro i dident know john lackey was that altar cocker from the last unicorn |
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BadLieutenant: *ignores* |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: he an jj putz should represent th' red sea in the world baseball classic
reliant k kyle farnsworth is gonna play in that shit next time; the end-game will be sublime |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im well qualifite to represent the wbc |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey arent you the main guy off a monkey trouble |
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BadLieutenant: Uh, no. It's not clearly established what I am. I'm either the Devil, or I'm a hallucination of Derek Jeter's that allows him to follow the logical strategies of baseball. |
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BadLieutenant: /holds up 32 oz. Riptide Rush
I also recommend you drink Gatorade™ brand products. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: tough shit little nickys dad, i only drink protein shakes out of a small leather bag |
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BadLieutenant: Don't be a gefilte fish! Consider your electrolytes! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this comen from the guy who let his monkey cause trouble for a local family
my mitochondrion have been gunnen their lats for 30 years i could drink pisses an motored fuel an still rip shits asunder |
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BadLieutenant: Hold that thought, kid, Jeter forgot what the signs meant, I need to go out there and help him out.
/stands up |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you ever kill anybody? with your magical ghost powers |
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BadLieutenant: A few cops. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no real people |
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BadLieutenant: Just cops. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: one time i almost killt a guy over the h-t-t-p for maken webcomics about me without expresst written permission from major league base ball |
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BadLieutenant: Look, I gotta go, Jeter just took off his shoes, I don't think he knows where he is - |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did you think thora birch was hot when she was ten years old
did you know me and bees can smell fear |
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BadLieutenant: /waves, nods
/walks to other side of dugout |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: OKAY TALK TO YOU LATER |
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BadLieutenant: /shakes head
Your bench. You can't leave this guy with them. |
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prairie_don: Why not? |
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BadLieutenant: Because he's a fucking psycho. And if you think Joe Torre's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him, for putting me in the same room as that bastard! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /approaches
hey guy your monkey stole scott proctor's glove and is maken dook in it |
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Dodger: EEEEK EEEEEEEK |
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BadLieutenant: If you shit in this man's glove, you die next. Repeat. If you shit in this man's glove, you die next.
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