VerlanderlayIndustries: Gary, why are there so few Africo-American peoples in the Major Leagues?

Kiss_The_Sheff: Sheffield has theory why fewer blacks play MLB

VerlanderlayIndustries: oh good

/takes out spiral notebook with "racial theories" written on front in sharpie

/takes out Dixon Ticonderoga

Kiss_The_Sheff: please direct your attention to the black board

VerlanderlayIndustries: gulp

Kiss_The_Sheff: /writes on board in colored chalk

for all real brothers

Kiss_The_Sheff: if both x and y are non-negative, and

if both x and y are non-negative, and y is not some white motherfucker up in my face trying to tell me what to do

you feel me so far

VerlanderlayIndustries: *writing fast* white.... mother....

is it okay if I write "effer?"

Kiss_The_Sheff: also, never cancel something inside a radical with something outside of it, or else I will beat your wonda bread ass

VerlanderlayIndustries: double gulp!

so looking ahead, I have

Kiss_The_Sheff: wrong

if your dukes mayonnaise lookin ass did this you would be canceling a real street nigga with

what you tryin to say justin

you tryin to say is a real street nigga

is that what you tryin to say

VerlanderlayIndustries: Heavens, no!

Kiss_The_Sheff: aight den

the general plan for reducing the radicand is to remove any opressive powers. we are only considering square here, so what we are looking for is any factor that is a perfect square

VerlanderlayIndustries: at the bottom of my paper I wrote the word "maths" and drew a star around it

I don't think I'm following, Gary.

Kiss_The_Sheff: let me apply this shit to real life

Kiss_The_Sheff: first I'm going to ask a mexican man with a black face to fetch me a sunkist

excuse me, eulogio de la cruz

Kiss_The_Sheff: /clicks tongue

ay you yu-gi-oh

FuneralOnAShip: yase

/nods
/smiles

/blankly stares
/nods some more

Kiss_The_Sheff: ay man go bring me a sunkist

FuneralOnAShip: /stares blankly

/smiles; nods

Kiss_The_Sheff: a sunkist nigga

/pantomimes with hands

a suuuun kiiiiiist

FuneralOnAShip: /nods

si, si

/lowers head, rushes out of room

Kiss_The_Sheff: see, in a moment i will have a freshly kist carbonated drank

VerlanderlayIndustries:

Kiss_The_Sheff: now watch what happen when the same request is made to a black face that speaks english

Kiss_The_Sheff: ay yo morcus

the_song_remains_the_Thames: sup son

the_song_remains_the_Thames: ay fuck you nigga get ya own sunkist

/clicks tongue

nigga why you tryin to play me

VerlanderlayIndustries: /scribbles furiously

VerlanderlayIndustries: So in the equation, if the ongoing struggle of the black man in America = 16, then

Kiss_The_Sheff: yup

Kiss_The_Sheff: Where I'm from, you can't control us. You might get a guy to do it that way for a while because he wants to benefit, but in the end, he is going to go back to being who he is. And that's a person that you're going to talk to with respect, you're going to talk to like a man.

fLORIdA: now if you turn to page 40 in your text book you will see how to use the Pythagorean Theorem to get traded to seven different teams because nobody likes talking to you