RoccosModernLife: now that we're a few days removed from the controversy that has been ravaging the locker room, let's talk openly about it:

what, iyo, would you name as the most compelling moment of the American Idol finale?

CantuAttitude: I liked it when the little African kids who sang with Josh Groban came out and performed without Josh Groban and people still went gorilla-shit for them

fossum_and_jetsam: my favorite part were the Winans and Melinda Doolittle singing about how Christians should take a stand and make their voices heard

that is a great message because of all the peoples of the world, it is the famous rich Christians most unable to make their voices heard

OrvellianNightmare: i liked it a lot when Big Ass Norah Jones was named our american idle

CantuAttitude: I liked Jordin winning too, because I have a thing for enormous biracial teens

DukesAHazard: my wife be voting for jordan, callin me from work, axin me to tivo at shit fa her

i toll her i'd beat her a__ and kill her

CantuAttitude: yikes

fossum_and_jetsam: Yeah that's pretty harsh, Elijah, for a guy named after a Biblical prophet you sure are a crazy asshole

DukesAHazard: how can you not vote for blake lewis homey

cuz was a human beatbox, son

a human being beat box son

DukesAHazard: wife is all, "jordan got a better range," so i took a picture of a handgun wit my camera phone an textid it to her, because i am a hard ass

DukesAHazard: an i said;

Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls______. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N_____, all I know is, n_____, when I see your m_____f______ a__ riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m_____f______ house.

OrvellianNightmare: who were your kids voting for

DukesAHazard: hanna mon tanner ??

cracka i dont f_____ know how am i sposed to observe my children, they dont ride, how my sposed to catch them ridin

DudeYerGettinADelmon: wait what did you say

what is m____ an F_____ an a__

DukesAHazard: yup

DudeYerGettinADelmon: what is that match game bullshit

what do you think you on the mothafuckin match game nigga

do you think tha devil rays is the match game 73 nigga

DukesAHazard: naw son it aint like that

DudeYerGettinADelmon: nigga thinks he brett somers or sum shit

thinks the blank the caveman did to the dinosaur was killt or sum shit

DukesAHazard: naw son you see it aint like that

DudeYerGettinADelmon: nigga think he charles nelson rly or some shit

actin like he bored in this mothafucker still sayin the blank is a dick an laffin about it

DudeYerGettinADelmon: nigga think he richard dawson or sum shit hostin the family food

kissin fat bitchez an makin fun a they answers or sum shit

DukesAHazard: naw son you got it all wrong

DudeYerGettinADelmon: nigga think he phyllis dilla or sum shit

DukesAHazard: the ansah ta that question is easy N blank is nigger

DudeYerGettinADelmon: you callin ya wife a nigger

why, is ya wife a nigger

DukesAHazard: well i call her a bitch too at dont mean she literally got to be a ho dog

DudeYerGettinADelmon: /throws bat at Dukes

survey says boom ya dumb bitch

/runs off in opposite direction

OrvellianNightmare: you know who i really miss this year?

that grey haired guy