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**Online Host**
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KidGriffey: deddy theys a big raggity andy at the door |
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Elijah_Price: Jim Thome! Good to see you, come on in! |
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WordUpThome: HEY GUYS ITS JI
OH YOU ALREADY SAID MY FULL NAME I WILL NOT BOTHER FINISHING THAT TYPED PHRASE |
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WordUpThome: JIM JAM WANTED TO STOP BY AND SEE HOW YOU WERE DOODLING ALONG WITH YER TIBURCULOSUS OF THE FANNY |
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Elijah_Price: Thanks for asking! It's doing well, I've filled my toilet with dry ice to prevent any damage from splash-back. |
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WordUpThome: IN ADDITION; I WANTED TO STOP BY AND PAY MY RESPECTS TO THE GREAT JACKIE ROBINSON |
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WordUpThome: IS HE HERE |
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Elijah_Price: Is Jackie Robinson here? Like, at my house? No, no he isn't. |
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WordUpThome: IF YOU SEE HIM COULD YOU GIVE HIM THIS MACARONI SCULPTURE WHAT I HAVE MADE FOR HIM |
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WordUpThome: IT DEPICTS AN ACT OF BROTHER-HOOD -- A MACARONI ASIAN MAN HOLDS HANDS WITH A NOTHER MACARONI ASIAN MAN TO CON-DEMN THE FOOLHARDY NATURE OF RACISM |
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WordUpThome: UNFORTUNATELY MACARONI COMES IN BUT ONE SHADE |
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Elijah_Price: I hate to break this to you, guy, but Jackie Robinson is dead. |
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WordUpThome: OH |
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WordUpThome: HAS THE WIDOW JACKIE BEEN MADE AWARES |
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Elijah_Price: Yeah, I pretty sure she knows about it, he died from heart problems and diabetes complications in 1972.
Why do you think they're always calling her "Jackie Robinson's Widow?" |
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WordUpThome: KONG FOUNDIT I THOUGHT THEY WERE SAYING 'JACKIE ROBINSON'S LITTLE' IN BABY TALK EACH TIME
FOR SOME REASON |
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WordUpThome: WHICH SEEMS PRETTY DUMB NOW THAT I'VE SLEPT ON IT |
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WordUpThome: ACTUALLY I AM JUST PRETTY DUMB |
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WordUpThome: /looks down
HEY GUYS WHAT DOES THAT LITTLE MAN DO |
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Elijah_Price: Who, Trey? |
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KidGriffey: i play backet bawl!!!! |
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WordUpThome: NO, THE LITTLE MAN |
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ROBOSAPIEN: /listens for intruders |
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Elijah_Price: Oh, that's Robosapien. He can move around, talk to you, or interact with your other toys. |
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WordUpThome: OH WE HAD THOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE
WE CALLT THEM ACTION FIGGERS AND IMAGINATION |
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KidGriffey: you give robo sapien a command an he do it |
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WordUpThome: TWO SHAY
LET OLD HAMBONE GIVE IT A TRY
/kneels before Robosapien
HOMOSAPIEN
GIVE THE JIMMER A HIGH 5
/holds out hand |
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ROBOSAPIEN: /crushes Jim Thome's ribcage |
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WordUpThome: /falls backward through table
FALLS BACKWARDS THROUGH TABLE
AAAAAARNNNNNGHHH |
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WordUpThome: HOMOSAPIEN YOU FOOL YOU CANT PLAY GOD AND MAKE A MISSES THOME OUT OF JI |
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WordUpThome: OUT OF JIMS RIB
AAAH THIS SMARTS
I BELIEVE I MAKE HAVE SMUGGELT STEVEN HAWKING INTO MY RIBCAGE |
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Elijah_Price: TREY GRIFFEY! What did I tell you about leaving your toys out? They can hurt people! What did I tell you??? |
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KidGriffey: you toll me "help me son" an then your booty falled off |
