The Dugout
By B - 9-10-06
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SnowFallonOnCedars: you uh, <g> wanted to see me?

/snickers; glances at camera

FeverBitch: *lisping heavily* I have great news! I got the promotion! They're flying me out to Paris!

SnowFallonOnCedars: that's... that's great!

/looks around nervously for Horatio Sanz

FeverBitch: Here's the best part! I'm flying you out with me! Come on, let's go! Let's go to Paris France!

SnowFallonOnCedars: sure i /looks over at baseball schedule

aw nuts this is the middle of September, I totally forgot! The Red Sox are in the playoff hunt, they need my support!

FeverBitch: I am not going to stand around letting you be passionate about things! Harumph, wait until I tell my neurotic friends about this!
SnowFallonOnCedars: no, no, wait, you know what, it's cool. I can watch the games on MLB TV, plus I've got the Internet and satellite radio coverage and we'll only be gone for like a weekend.

FeverBitch: are you sssssshure

/struggles to keep tongue from falling out of side of mouth

SnowFallonOnCedars: Yes, lots of romantic comedy situations could be worked out by people just taking a second to think about the situation, then communicating their feelings openly.
FeverBitch: That's great, because I am pregnant also, apparently!

SnowFallonOnCedars: wa wa wa whaaaaat

/covers mouth, flails about in fits of laughter

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David Ortiz

OrtizItThisOne: /looks around desperately for Jimmy Fallon

Boy, I could sure use some support right now.

Beardo: you can do eeet