GuidryToANunnery: so we told the media that Carl had to leave camp because of personal problems with his girlfriend instead of the truth, which is that he is a freshly killed zombie |
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ColterBeanInsultingDemocrats: Thank God, a few weeks ago he was carrying around a machine gun, and although he didn't know how to use it he was giving me some pretty creepy sociopolitical satire vibes. |
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ColterBeanInsultingDemocrats: besides, that guy was a total faggot |
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BertySanchez: Dude! You can't say faggot! |
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ColterBeanInsultingDemocrats: no, it is okay, for you see I was using it as a schoolyard taunt |
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GuidryToANunnery: well, regardless, we don't have anybody to start until Pavano gets back from, uh, the underworld, so |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sup faggots sorry im late i was haven my brand new mlb player photo taken, you can get 40 of em done at the wall-mart for like 8 bucks, i got taken one neath the tenenbaum an one aside spengbob squartpants |
GuidryToANunnery: we were deciding who was gonna start the Spring Training games |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i woulda went to olan mills but that guy suckt when he was on the orioles |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: o rly gdry? if you need a starter then the round mound of rebound kyle farnsworth is your rolled model |
MikeMyers: excuse me coach, but I think I would be great in that role |
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GuidryToANunnery: That'd be great! I think we could- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no dice badfinger, do it like i tolt you |
MikeMyers: aw, i don't wanna do that, i... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am going to kick this metal fan into your skull, zipperhead |
MikeMyers: daww rasberries |
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| MikeMyers: yeah baby yeah do i make your horny baby yeah | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lolllllllll |
| MikeMyers: I would really like to pitch well for the baseball team | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hole up now do the other one |
MikeMyers: I just want to- /sigh |
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MikeMyers: /raises knife |
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| GuidryToANunnery: Well, that scratches Mike off the list. | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh man, that guy is gonna be pisst off when he fines out he married a axe murderer |
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| homosexual_rod: JEET! JEET! | |
| GuidryToANunnery: Derek isn't here, Alex. I haven't seen him all day. | |
homosexual_rod: BUT BUT BUT BUT aRAH LEFF HEEM A GLITTERY MESSAGE ON MYSPACE THAT SAY, "SHOWINGK SOME LOVE" AN IT SAY HE LOGGT ON TWO DAY SAGO |
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| GuidryToANunnery: I don't know what to tell you. | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahahaha call me the mechanic from the show wings because i am fucken lol what is with the purple lips i mean seriously, do you ever look at photos of yourself |
homosexual_rod: WHAT!!! I WAS EATINGK BURBLE AIRHEADS ALL DAY LONG
EVERY DAY |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: haha you are such a fucken freak, i caint wait for six months from now when we trade you to the brewers for 4 great players who dont play for the brewers |
| homosexual_rod: /slaps pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth in arm, stomps away furiously acting like he has done nothing wrong | |
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JetersNeverProsper: Whew, thanks for not ratting me out, Ron. I don't know how long I can hide out on this screenname. |
| GuidryToANunnery: Anything for our beautiful captain. | |
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JetersNeverProsper: I think you should give Jeff Karstens Pavano's starts. He's got more velocity than last year, and is quietly pitching well. |
GuidryToANunnery: That's a great idea, Jeet! /pencils in Karstens By the way, Dougie Mientkiewicz has been asking about you a lot lately! I think he's got a crush on you! |
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JetersNeverProsper: lol rilly ^_^ |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh hey a pocket travel simon game |