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Welcome to the Orioles Pitchers Arriving For Spring Training Chatroom!

RobertGuillaume: ooOOooh, nice motorcycle, Jose!

DyslexicGuacamole: Thanks, baby! I figure they've got to make a spot for me on the team if I'm like the Dominican Bill Pecota.

/revs motorcycle

DyslexicGuacamole: USTED ES! UNA MUJER HERMOSA! DEMUESTRA! SUS BOOBS!

RobertGuillaume: lol

AndHedges: Well uh, well uh, well I'm a lot like the white Dmitri Young! Look at me, I'm strangling the heck out of a cop woman!

RobertGuillaume: -_-;

ZoneZonyZoni: If I could have everyone's attention, please. I want to start off by-

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MoraTheSame has burst into the chatroom being chased by Zombie Carl Pavano.

CarlNotLenny: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MoraTheSame: AAAAAAAAAH

CarlNotLenny: REEEEEEE /discards Luis Matos' severed head

MoraTheSame: AAAAAAAAAH

AndHedges: OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON, ANNA HELP

/uses WIFEE as human shield

CarlNotLenny: REEEEEEEE /bites AndHedges in shoulder

AndHedges: AAAAAAAH

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AndHedges is now out for the season.

RobertGuillaume: Jose, help me! Protect me! /faints

DyslexicGuacamole: Well okay I'm not really on the roster yet but

/reaches into bag
/pulls out sage root and wing of bat
/begins burying sage root and wing of bat beneath pitchers mound
/gives it two drops of blood

/stands quietly

This is harder than I thought. Was I supposed to-

CarlNotLenny: REEEEEEE /tears open DyslexicGuacamole's rib cage

DyslexicGuacamole: I HATE THIS TEAMMMMMM

Pussina: /lowers crossbow

Yes, it is I. Carl Pavano needed to be stopped. Due to his degenerating skin, he was showing too much guts.

/looks around

I never thought I'd be back here, again.

Pussina: No, there is much to be done. I'm must take your wounded back with me to New York and bury them in Met Cemetary. Do not cry, old man. I would only betray you.