Dynomite: so I want my curve to go 10 feet above the batter's head and swoop down across the plate in a big arc?

LoewenInYellowCoats: right, and you want to throw that pitch every single time you have a chance to strike somebody out. That way, the batter knows exactly what you're gonna throw and how you're gonna throw it.

Dynomite: /stares at television

these Gregg Olson tapes sure are confusing

LoewenInYellowCoats: Ha, well, the VCR just ate the tape at the last minute, so now you'll never know how to Blow Relief The Baltimore Orioles Way™!

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This_Cabrera: would you jabrones quiet down in there, Old Man Miller's trying to sleep in the next room. you could at least close the door

LoewenInYellowCoats: Yeah, but he mostly just sleeps, ever since our pitching gave him an aneurysm.

People tend to stick around here, I dunno. Hey, Chito Martinez mows our grass, you wanna meet him?

MillarsCrossing: I don't know why you're bothering with "studying," you're going to lose games here whether you've got a goofy curveball or not.

MillarsCrossing: the air quotes "boss" end air quotes doesn't want to spend any money getting us a quality bullpen, so we get stuck with a nervous tween trying to close up after Danys friggen Baez.

MillarsCrossing: This never happened in Boston. Boston was like, infinity on high. We gave 10 mil a year to Pedro's Dr. Moreau midget.

LoewenInYellowCoats: oh shut up, we'd have money for free agents if we didn't have to spend it all on your safety equipment

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This_Cabrera: yeah dude, seriously, how much shit do you need to wear on your arm

MillarsCrossing: What? This?

Dynomite: how many sweatbands are you wearing at once? are you fertilizing a sheep?

LoewenInYellowCoats: haha, and you've got an orange Allen Iverson sleeve and an elbowpad, and a batting glove

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This_Cabrera: you look like Jax from Mortal Kombat running around with all that shit on

MillarsCrossing: What? This is an arm brace! /struggles to hold arm upright

LoewenInYellowCoats: we could've had Carlos Lee, but no, Kevin Millar needed an exoskeleton

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This_Cabrera: we could've gotten like nine other guys with that money. That's an entire team you're wearing.

MillarsCrossing: THIS AIN'T A TEAM, IT'S A GOD DAMN ARM BRACE!

MillarsCrossing: THIS AIN'T A TEAM, IT'S A GOD DAMN ARM BRACE!

MillarsCrossing: THIS AIN'T A TEAM, IT'S A GOD DAMN ARM BRACE!